Michigander, @umich alum, @unioncomedy founder I love a Dachshund named Linus and a planet named Earth. Mostly little gripes. she/her 🌹
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Watching Chris Cuomo interview Andrew Cuomo is like watching a grape interview a raisin.
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Breaking: U.S. military airlifting emergency lozenge to President Biden. #SOTU2024
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The same state of Alabama which just executed Kenneth Smith via nitrogen gas asphyxiation would like you to know that frozen embryos are “children” because as per the Bible, human life cannot be destroyed without incurring the wrath of a Holy God.
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I love how everyone is like oh yeah it’s a “cyber attack”. It’s gonna be realllly tough for grandpas to get us behind whatever (other) war they’re doing.
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Laying in bed, listening to see if I hear the Lifeflights from Lewiston flying down to Boston. What have we become.
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I accidentally signed up for Instacart Plus after I couldn’t figure out how to cancel my trial and figured I hadn’t signed up after all. Now I just lay in bed and go…hmmm maybe I need snacks from Walgreens, don’t mind if I do. Best accident ever.
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You know how all through human history children have played together in huge groups, in neighborhoods, in the street, etc? I know it’s Reagan’s fault but why have we lost that?
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What is it called when your society keeps trying to make movements by saying WE’RE FED UP, and we DEMAND action but then nothing happens so you just stop feeling? What’s the word for that?
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So there’s a bill in SC proposing women be executed for having an abortion? And we aren’t in the streets. Are they putting something in the water? Has our society just become so disjointed that we’re all complacent? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!
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