What if spiders are slinging serious dong in between all 8 legs? Like multiple spider shlongs just flappin in the wind
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Do u guys ever cum in a sock so much that eventually the sock becomes sentient and then you wake up in the middle of the night and it’s sitting on your chest staring at you and then it starts screaming in agony, begging you to put it out of its misery so you so u disintegrate it
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God save this wretched soul.
I’m a wraith, with a face,
That no one recognizes at all.
A cretin, a misfit,
Behind their backs I will fall.
My mistakes are opaque,
But the rest is translucent and null
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I live pet play. But specifically the kind where you pretend you’re a sneaky little snake and slither right into my open asshole.
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Uuhhhhhh…. I…im n-n-n-not scarrreed of w-w-women. I’m just playing it up for spooky month… y-yeah. Like oooOOOOoooo what if one talks to me…..
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I swear I’m normal. Sometimes I just get carried away and start spinning at maximum speed in my computer chair, and my huge labia falls out and slides across my keyboard, resulting in the posting of unhinged cringe.
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You ever go to the aquarium and look for the fish with the biggest lips? Like damn, what dat fishussy do
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It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this. (Pulls out my massive 24 inch earth shattering, universe ending dong)
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