19-year-old just cooked Nerdballer 😭💀 dropped him 3 times in 30 seconds is insane 🤦🏼

What will you do if your customer says “I will get back to you "?

I am not lazy I'm on soft life spiritual rest There's difference 😌

if he can remember his football team’s entire lineup but “forgets” the things you told him mattered to you, he’s not forgetful. he’s selective.

i envy people who can sleep for hours in the afternoon & still sleep comfortably at night.. bro I barely sleep at night wtf 😭

Oopss

knowing me RN is like buying Bitcoin in 2009

“she’s too independent” usually means “she stopped making herself easy to control.” argue with the wall

We keep finding clever ways to make public spaces uncomfortable for people who have nowhere else to go instead of asking why they have nowhere else to go in the first place. Somehow we keep treating the visible problem as the inconvenience rather than addressing what caused it.

me, my thoughts, and music. that’s enough peace for me.

the funniest thing about fake people is how offended they get when you finally start treating them like strangers

As wire dey hungry me. na so hunger dey wire me😭😭

Me before and after every smoke session.

You’re mine soon as we start talking 👩‍❤️‍👨

What exactly is my subscription paying for if I still have to rent the movies separately?

When a man is actually starting to catch feelings for a woman, there is one thing that you will not be able to hide. It has nothing to do with how much he compliments you because guys will say anything. If they like you, they will call you beautiful all day long. It has nothing to do with how much money he spends on you. Sometimes, yeah, that can show that he’s taking you seriously, especially if he doesn’t make a lot. But truthfully:1/2

At 61, my mom sat in a therapist's office in Chicago for the first time in her life. She almost canceled from the parking lot. Later she told me, “I sat in the car thinking... what am I even supposed to tell a stranger about my life?” 1/18

Wearing headphones got me hearing my name being called when NOBODY said shit 😭

Every woman thinks she's beautiful & deserves a rich man

some people just know how to drain your energy.

Don't build your entire economic identity around an app.

Build skills that survive the app.