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Dear Diary: my dog found a caterpillar with the same color fur today
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it is not illegal to hide prompt injections in the metadata of docs I send to opposing counsel...
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I barely remember
One year ago today, crypto suffered its largest liquidation event in history, wiping out over $19,100,000,000 in leveraged positions.
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...may you all have the confidence of the only guy with his camera on in a Teams call....💫
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[Walks past robot vacuum stuck on dog bowl.] "you can't park there", he mutters to himself with the small, familiar sorrow of a man whose audience was inside his phone.
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I kinda like how different my IG feed is from my X feed
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quote tweeting you to see if it fixes your reply bug
that would explain the constant voice over narration i’m hearing in my head.. wait, does it

ALT community wow GIF

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When you realize none of these AI breakthroughs have shortened your workday...
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getting my hopes up for GTA 6
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"we transferred all your apps, settings, and files over to your new phone. You're all set!"
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“How do you use AI at work?”
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My dog is having an epic battle with a toad... (man, I have no idea what to post here anymore)
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I like it, but I've never seen this much chatter about film stock size and format. Most impressive guerrilla marketing campaign in years...
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Messi
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"I'm not just any old attorney, I'm a..."
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giving life advice to friends be like...
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