yer bird faps to the rival team’s centerbacks…ifb (unless i dont notice then u can notify me) bagelballs.straw.page

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Some pizza delivery guy came up to me and asked where the hairdresser was and his eyes under the helmet lowkey looked like a more polished Victor Lindelöf so I naturally felt like helping him with a smiley face and my “charming guy” front
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Try having japanese ballads mixed with phonk. Mango phonk in specific.
Nahhhh my playlist is so random. It went from Deftones to The Beatles LMAOOOO. My eclectic taste leads to quite humorous juxtapositions.
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genuinely worst thing ever. conversations never felt so empty
how it feels talking to someone you used to be super close with
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same energy 😭
the way virg looked at gusto 😭😭😭😭😭😭 do y'all remember that pic of him and bruno from like 2 seasons ago 😭😭
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"ship art" and its the 2 characters beating the shit outta eachother 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😂😭👀👀😭👀😭 more👀👀 of that👀 pls 👀👀
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also i had a dream that i was on a japan school trip with random footballers and on the plane back nesta sat next to me and scrolled on twitter with me. then before everyone went home i tried to catch him to thank him for sitting next to me but he was gone off with the bus
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Does Iraola not give a shit
🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Liverpool XI for their Carabao Cup game against Chelsea! 💫
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This is why I will never play ZZZ. I’m ass
The real funny part about ZZZ being a 'buttonmash game' isn't that it's not true, but that it was never true. S11 doesn't even do fire damage if you mash. Grace had her 111212 combo at launch. Zhu's double chain combos were there at launch. Don't even get me started on post-1.4
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What the fuck is a gyok shirt doing in an idol show
I LOVE BEING A GIRL
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Oh this is my pet hamster Alessandro Del Piero
we as asian people really gotta start naming our cats things like casserole and coleslaw to fight back against all the white people naming their cats miso and mochi
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kaká & nesta ♡
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I've had artblock sorry this isn't very good but WHATEVER Ruud gullit natural moe
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🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Wayne Rooney with a MASSIVE RANT against current Manchester United squad! 😳 "I was a player who.. yea obviously I could score a goal and had some abilities.. but at least I F*CKING RAN and WORKED HARD. These players are NOT DOING IT!" "I WOULD LOVE TO GO INTO THAT DRESSING ROOM AND SIT THEM ALL DOWN AND SAY: "WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU ALL DOING?!" "YOU THINK YOU DESERVE TO WEAR THIS MANCHESTER UNITED SHIRT BY JUST WALKING AROUND THAT PITCH?!" "I'D PUT A F*CKING FIRE UP THEIR A**"
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We got David Villa as a cuck before la sexta
David Villa would love to destroy Sernando for his own gain~
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LOOKS SHOULD NOT AFFECT YOUR BALLON D’OR CRITERIA AND IT SHOULDNT EVEN BE MENTIONED
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