I'm a popstar, not a doctor😔

Eldoret, Kenya
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"nkieza switch to using tampons, will I lose my virginity" 😭😭 Okay now I'm also invested 😂😂😂😂😂
Finally experienced a ridiculously funny girl who also happens to be very pretty 😂😂bado nadhani ni AI aki😭
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Niggha's who are socially awkward huwa tunashangaa Sana tukiona words like "networking"
Me trying to network after paying 60k membership fee
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Me trying to network after paying 60k membership fee
Ukipata 60k, sacrifice uchukue membership ya golf clubs mamae hutawahi regret networking iko huko utameet na MDs,directors,ceo s, generational wealth itakufuata
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Your favourite fruit is the piece you mentally choose to finish with in a fruit salad.
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"Ivi exact but darker"
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everybody ex coming back except mine dude wtf
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it’s like an adrenaline rush
small account supremacy
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gave Dexter a second chance and this nigga Doakes is cracking me up 😭
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Huyo bois wa “Exactly like this but darker” ananimaliza man😂😂😂😂
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Streets probably went crazy when this first dropped other niggas had to push their paintings back
fallen angel by alexandre cabanel (1847)
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A Doctor’s nightmare this presenting complaint.
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I'll be very disappointed if my kids don't steal my Mercedes to go impress baddies at some point in their lives😂
flaunting your parents car to bag babes is an all time low aki vijana wadogo 😭😭😭😂😂, like focus on uni or go play football kwa tuff and take aesthetic pictures. Ngoja time yako and live a normal life. “Let’s go to my car” na uliomba mzazi 😭😭👍🏾
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Woe unto you if you think telling a woman how you clawed up the ranks will impress them 🤣🤣 Your achievements should look effortless to them
I got an ick from someone telling me their struggling past and journey to the top instead of feeling inspired🥲🥲
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how tf yall be polyamorous bro i cant even find 1 person
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Approach more For now focus on the three Life's a game of numbers, really
i approached 9 girls today and six of them gave me wrong phone numbers. it's bad 😭🥀.
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Wajanja wamenunua shares za quickmart.. and I bet you they will eat good this coming financial year... Pesa Tu ndio hunikosea bure financial intelligence ninayo😭😂😂
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