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the forest, oregon
magic is real 😌
thanks anon 😍. the next thing I'm going to manifest is first class airfare to Sao Paulo
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anyone up for a folie à trois? its kind of like a menage à trois but crazier
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clasp them in prayerful devotion
What the fuck you even supposed to do with your hands while you’re getting your dick sucked ?????
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I bring a kind of chill, hanged man vibe to the function that the tower really doesn't like
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everyone who follows me is either a yucky little piggy, the president of Babe City, or a secret and much more sinister third thing
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we were just fucking and sucking as friends
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it should still be legal to blast cigs in the back of the plane
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be gentle with me, I'm a delicate flower (Datura wrightii)
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airin out ya minge friday xx
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hey I threw my phone into the sea for a few weeks how's it going
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what it's like to date me
By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
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witchcraft and eating pussy...yeah it checks out
not even kidding whatever interest you have at 14 will actually stick with you forever
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trying to go down a rabbit hole but my tits and ass are too fat
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if I don't go to the gay naked beach ten times before the autumn equinox your crops are gonna fail this year sorry to say
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everyone who's ever called me Daddy owes me a beer today
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tbh I only enjoy penis when it's in season. out of season it's so mealy
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whoever has my voodoo doll could you slonk my shit pls
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I know this German girl who was going to travel here for a month but she had to go home after tasting American ketchup
Norway shipped over 2,000 lbs of their own food for World Cup to avoid American diet. They weren't leaving performance to chance: - 300kg of Atlantic salmon and fish - 116kg of Norwegian brown cheese - 6,000 oranges - 3 Norwegian chefs The lead chef, Aron Espeland, has cooked for the national team for 35 years. He flew in with brand new kitchen equipment and juicers shipped from Norway. Why go this far? Norway follows European food law, stricter than the US. They restrict ingredients on reasonable doubt, not after proof of harm. And their star takes it even further. Erling Haaland treats his body like a science project: - Morning sunlight and red light panels - Organ meats, grass-fed steak, ~6,000 cal a day - Mouth tape, blue-light glasses, bed by 10:30 - Ice bath into sauna, 4-5x a week - Filters his own water
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Aron Espeland is only 30 years old, therefore making it impossible for him to have cooked for the national team for 35 years. aronespeland.no
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might switch it up and start getting chained to a rock to have my liver torn out by birds every morning
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me and who
If someone stabbed you and started sucking you off after, would you feel the stab wound pain or the blowjob pleasure?
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spell I CUP motherfucker. SPELL IT before I BLOW your FUCKING brains off
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