victim of the penguins hockey experience

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everyone’s getting the stupid dory video and i’m moving on DAMN i didn’t know view numbers were that serious
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Absolute Stu-ART 😍
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yes i watched heated rivalry and immediately said “you know what would be just like this? the penguins who are currently refusing to win a game”
so true gq writer heated rivalry did make me horny and that’s why i tune in to watch the penguins blow a lead in the third period and then complete approximately 2 passes per period the next night week in and week out for formerly 82 now 84 games a season…you got me #woman
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this was exactlyyy the experience i was looking for
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just woke up from a nap WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRADE
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trying to get 8 sims to work/school on time is like going to war
"the sims isn't a real game theres no strategy or skill needed" mf you ever tried to keep 8 sims alive
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gay allegations ft. hudson williams.
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what the fuck
I put the entire game of Minecraft inside twitter.. with WORKING multiplayer 💀 tweetcraft.jai.vin/r/ti9bwes…
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😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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people like insisting that this is bc its narrated from ilya's pov/that it means shane loves the game of hockey not the outer environment or wtv, but personally i think its been quite clear it's just an ignorant and thoughtless bit of characterization
this is crazy cuz you know shane knew about the darker side from day one, he probably got lectures upon lectures from yuna, how his race will always affect the perception of him . Probably had been hearing slurs from day 1.
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wait i came across the two businesses that took part in the daisy chain festival and now i feel so so bad for them and the experience they had 🤧 and they’re super kind and gracious about it, i hope they get this resolved and get paid asap
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#PENGUINSBIGTHREE: I GOT LOYALTY INSIDE MY DNA #LetsGoPens
@formulacrosby 📁
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it's a pittsburgh penguins game day!! let's get that w!!
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all the love to connor but idk if we can just ignore the rosé shaped elephant in the room. i still think the video would’ve done well without her but like…idk i don’t think this is a fair assessment
Not one to talk abt numbers but 49M views in 1 month is wild……. This MF didn’t even post the campaign on his page
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it is when you consider i actually never studied for any exam ever
iIs studying for 90 minutes a day that big of a deal for most people lol
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my “studying” was me reading notes 10 minutes before the exam. but i was one of those people who never needed to study bc if i wrote stuff down id remember most of it. and since 6th grade i was told that wouldn’t always work but guess who got a degree without changing anything
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i think it’s fine to not like sports but being annoying like this is just like…Okay Dude.
“sports ball! go touchdown a three pointer” what you lack in community and loyalty shows in your spirit
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look at my defense dawg
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um. yeah idk
Penguins lines and D-pairs: Lapierre-Crosby-Rakell Chinakhov-Novak-Malkin Koivunen-Kindel-Rust Dewar-Lizotte-Robertson (Kuzmenko did one rotation on the top line) Carlile-Karlsson Girard-Korczak van Riemsdyk-Letang (Solovyov-Hallander/Soderblom)
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see this is why i hate when people act like This when they’re mad at someone. cuz Great now you’ve created a Different problem and now this will be the discussion and focus instead of what actually should’ve been addressed and dealt with
can everyone chill
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like yessss sending death threats and crazy shit without even acknowledging what it is you’re mad at is suuuuuper productive. good job everyone!
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