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Kenya
Kicking off the ultimate James Spader masterclass! Following his journey from Alan Shore in Boston Legal to Robert California in seasons 8 and 9 of The Office, then Raymond Reddington in The Blacklist. I heard a theory that Robert California was actually Raymond Reddington, lying low in Scranton under an alias while expanding his international criminal empire. 368 episodes in 100 days—roughly 3.7 a day. Pray for my sanity.
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Fungi is closely related to Arthropods (Chitinous exoskeleton and cell walls). I bet there is even a more stranger evolution story here.
How The Zombie-Ant Fungus Takes Over An Ant 😱
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Genson Kithome retweeted
Replying to @NytoP2PMwangi
Ladies,if you ever disrespected your man when he was broke and you think he forgot, you're mistaken.(You went Out late, Belittling him,Compared or insulted),please If you love Him kneel before him,and tag a specific day and apologize before that money comes first. You're warned.
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A man may forget anything but not the disrespect when he was broke!!
Local man dropping nasty drop bombs on his girlfriend’s face, calmly like a pro;- “I chased you for two years, but the moment I got money and bought a car, you accepted me. I only wanted to crack you. After that my feelings for you evaporated. Your food tastes like muarubaine. You’re dirty. You have crazy cravings, every day you’re on Glovo ordering food, ice cream, milkshake, etc. I already have another girlfriend. Take the keys, go home, and take your clothes.”
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Happy Sabbath! What a meaningful day to remember and honour our Creator. “God, who at various times and in various ways spoke in time past to the fathers by the prophets, has in these last days spoken to us by His Son, whom He has appointed heir of all things, through whom also He made the worlds” (Heb. 1:1–2, NKJV).
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We all agreed that your goals and ambitions should not be misdirected through working for charities.
My wife amepewa shamba kwao 3 acres. At first I was happy for her but sasa kitu ana-suggest ndo naona hai make sense. Pesa nilikua nimesave ya kununua shamba yangu anataka aty tuendee tujengee nyumba instead ,is this good idea kujenga nyumba kwa hiyo shamba
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Family disputes are solved by those who became a family. Third parties wakiingia ni ngori. Mimi naye kukaa tukifuata kesi ya ulinifanyia nikakufanyia siwezi.
Mature advice needed
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A HUNDRED MORNINGS WITH GOD – DAY 1 There are truths we do not merely study; we stand on them when life shakes us. One of them is this: Jesus Christ is fully and eternally God. “The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ and the love of God and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all.” (2 Corinthians 13:14) If Jesus were only a created being, His death would be moving, but it would not be enough. No creature can carry the full weight of the world’s sin. But because Christ is the eternal Son, His sacrifice has infinite worth. At the cross, He did not make a partial payment. He paid our debt fully, once and for all. “God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.” (Romans 5:8) This means God did not rescue us from a distance. He entered our weakness, our sorrow, our dust, and our death. In Christ, God came near. And because Jesus is fully God and fully man, He is the perfect Mediator. He reaches heaven and humanity at once, bringing sinners home to the Father. “There is one God and one mediator between God and mankind, the man Christ Jesus.” (1 Timothy 2:5) So this morning, we do not begin with fear. We begin with worship. Christ is enough. His grace is enough. His cross is enough.
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No. School fees are paid to school accounts not wife’s account number. That's what a man controlling his money would do. Regardless, you are a thief!
Men love to act outraged when they catch women adding extra fees to household expenses, but they never analyze why women do it. In a system where many men control all the finances and hold money hostage for personal entertainment or side hustles, women build emergency reserves however they can to safeguard the home. Call it 'school fee markup' all you want, but it's often the only financial buffer a wife/mother has when real emergencies hit. If you don't want your wife adding handling fees to school bills, stop stingy financial rationing and give her direct, unmonitored personal allowance. Problem solved.
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Power is what we think we deserve, what we want for ourselves!
Replying to @Murakariuki
eeeh juu utaoa mtoto wa single mother mwenye hana father figure mimj kwetu all my sisters are married na dowery imelipwa my dad hawezi kubali uchukue mtoto wake bure and yes wameoleka na men with money sio maskini burebure thanks God tuko na available dad
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Were you conceived via Parthenogenesis? I mean, ushago has your fathers, uncles, grandfather, etc who have built houses there. Are those women?
Si mnapenda women who accept poverty. Ei. Mimi maybe nipike kwetu ushago. Not in a man's house
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Bro, si uwaambie witha better AI pipeline, mcps, all you need is 4 days of consistency
A master's thesis can be completed in 2 weeks.
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Yeah, those who graduated even can hire me today. Crazy world!!
Replying to @WarriorRapid
It's just sad out here. They don't know that last year alone, I did 12 Masters paper for students in UK, USA, and Australia. Even got PhD student in sustainable agriculture on tropical forests. But yes, AI definitely has a huge impact, especially in 2026 for sure!
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🔥 WHEN POVERTY MEETS GENEROSITY Have you ever wondered how someone with so little can still give so freely? That is the surprising picture Paul gives us in 2 Corinthians 8. The Macedonian believers were not giving out of comfort or abundance. They were facing deep poverty, yet their hearts were so full of grace that their generosity overflowed. Their story reminds us that true giving does not begin with how much we have in our hands, but with what God has done in our hearts. Redemption in One Verse We give because Jesus gave first. In 2 Corinthians 8:9, Paul captures the beauty of the gospel using the language of riches and poverty: “For you know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that though He was rich, yet for your sakes He became poor, that you through His poverty might become rich.” In one sentence, Paul shows us the whole story of redemption: He was rich: Jesus had all the glory, joy, and perfection of heaven. He became poor: He stepped into our broken world, humbled Himself, and gave His life for us on the cross. We became rich: Through His sacrifice, we receive forgiveness, salvation, and the hope of eternal life. Stewardship Is Mission When we remember what Jesus gave up for us—His birth, His life, His death, and His resurrection—it changes the way we see everything we have. Our money, time, energy, and gifts are not things to cling to. They are tools God can use to bless others and advance His mission. We give because He first gave Himself for us. Reflection for today: If Jesus gave everything so you could receive life and hope, what might generosity look like in your own hands today?
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Tech Innovators and Incubators in Kenya are misusing AI a lot 😂
Kenyan data scientist builds AI tool to detect mental health crises hidden in social media posts zurl.co/whUgZ
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THE CROSS: THE GREATEST MIRACLE OF ALL “Show me a miracle, and I’ll believe.” That claim is one of scepticism’s greatest deceptions. Spectacular signs do not soften a hardened heart. History makes this clear, and Israel’s wilderness journey is a powerful example. The Wilderness: When Miracles Were Despised The Israelites lived amid the supernatural. They crossed a divided sea and received miraculous bread from heaven each day. Yet how did they respond in the end? Numbers 21:5 (NKJV): “And the people spoke against God and against Moses: ‘Why have you brought us up out of Egypt to die in the wilderness? For there is no food and no water, and our soul loathes this worthless bread.’“ They saw a daily miracle and called it “worthless.” Because of their rebellion, judgment came through venomous snakes. Still, God provided a merciful way of deliverance. Numbers 21:9 (NKJV): “So Moses made a bronze serpent, and put it on a pole; and so it was, if a serpent had bitten anyone, when he looked at the bronze serpent, he lived.” They were told simply to “look and live,” yet many still resisted and died. The lesson is clear: even if a thousand undeniable miracles were recorded today, a sceptical heart could still dismiss them as illusions. The Corinthian Problem: Chasing Spectacle The modern church faces the same danger the Corinthian church faced in the first century. Corinth was a busy, status-driven city that prized polished rhetoric, public recognition, and dramatic spiritual displays. Many wanted a performance. Paul corrected this dangerous mindset by reminding them that true spiritual power was not a theatrical display designed to entertain or persuade sceptics. 2 Corinthians 12:12 (ESV): “The signs of a true apostle were performed among you with utmost patience, with signs and wonders and mighty works.” Notice Paul’s keyword: patience, or endurance. In the early church, miracles flowed quietly and humbly from God’s grace through Paul’s suffering; they were not commercialised stage performances. The 21st-Century Reality If you claim Christ today, you do not need to chase signs and wonders. Anyone trying to sell you a “miracle” in the 21st century is selling deception. You are already living in a miracle. Your education, health, work, breath, and above all, the blood of Jesus Christ covering your life, are enough. When you grasp the agonising cost Christ paid for us, you stop demanding lesser signs from God. Whatever your denomination or church, no greater miracle has ever been given to humanity than the DEATH AND RESURRECTION OF JESUS CHRIST—given with immeasurable patience, perfect humility, and brutal endurance. The Cross is sufficient.
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🚨 THE ILLUSION OF THE “SELF-MADE” BELIEVER It’s easy to look at our resources, talents, opportunities, or bank accounts and feel proud. After all, we worked hard for these things, didn’t we? But Paul gently brings us back to the truth in 1 Corinthians 4:7: “What do you have that you did not receive? And if you did receive it, why do you boast as though you did not?” Everything we are, everything we have, and even every breath we take is a gift from God. When we understand that we own nothing outright, but are simply entrusted with God’s blessings, pride gives way to gratitude. The Ultimate Example of Generosity If we want to know what to do with what we’ve freely received, we only need to look at Jesus. Paul captures Christ’s generosity beautifully in 2 Corinthians 8:9: “For you know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that though He was rich, yet for your sakes He became poor, that you through His poverty might become rich.” Jesus held the wealth of the universe, yet He did not hold it back. He poured it out. He stepped out of heaven and entered poverty so that we could receive eternal life. Heaven’s way is not accumulation; it is generosity. From Privilege to Mission This is why Paul encouraged the Corinthian church—and why we are still encouraged today—to give to those in need (2 Corinthians 8 and 9). True stewardship is not simply about paying dues to a church. It is about looking at the gifts in our hands and asking, “How can I use this to look more like Jesus?” Stewardship and mission belong together: – The Mission: Reaching the world with God’s love. – The Stewardship: Using our God-given time, talents, and resources to help make that mission possible. Reflection for today: If everything you have is a gift, how can you use your “riches” today to bless someone else?
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🚨 THE CROSS OF CHRIST IS THE BIGGEST MIRACLE CHRISTIANS WILL EVER GET “Show me a miracle and I will believe” is the biggest scam ever invented by haters. The children of Israel saw that scene, they were even given free food (manna) but you know what they said at the end? In Numbers 21:5, they called it “worthless food” per NKJV. In verse 9, they were commanded to “look and live” they many died. Christians don’t need miracles in 21st century. Anyone selling miracles is a liar. Your education, health, job, that blood of Jesus is enough miracle in your life if you understand the cost Christ Paid for Us All. So you are wrong, Camera have captured a lot of miracles, just like Israelites, many are just “worthless” in our eyes! Like today, the Church of Corinthians faces the same issue too. Paul has talked more about this, and his response was clear. If you claim, believe, accept, and call yourself a Christian today, you don’t need to see or witness any miracles. The cross is an enough miracle. “The signs of a true apostle were performed among you with utmost patience, with signs and wonders and mighty works.” ( Corinthians 12:12 ESV). Here, Paul highlights patience and endurance. Miracles were a quiet byproduct of God’s grace. They are not a performance to convince skeptics — as we expect today. Anyone calling themselves a Christian, regardless of your church, there is no bigger miracle granted to us, with huge patience, humility, and through a path of endurance other than the DEATH and RESURRECTION OF JESUS CHRIST!!
I always wonder how all those miracles claimed by religious books suddenly stopped happening right after cameras were invented.
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Inasmuch as we talk about family law, Kenya has very stable, convenient, and relaxed laws. One man, had children, left the wife, and she sued for Child support. Guy says the wife has a payslip, I don’t have a payslip. My business rarely returns profits, and that’s why the judge said, I can’t do anything else. But when KRA has income records (employment, business, etc) most men will be fucked up. The good thing is that it cut both ways. Take your husband to court seeking for child support and you might end up getting less than he gives today.
Ladies Ladies Ladies , If you want your kids to be in ISK.. Unatoa 600K na baby daddy anatoa 600K ! Akisema he can ONLY contribute 100K per semester kwa sababu biashara inatetema ama kazi inayumbaaa. The courts say : he has contributed mpaka mahali anaweza jikunaaa!
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