@WHY2K9’s underwhelming personal account | 22 | team captain 4 @kombucha_spl, #1 NA RANGE BLASTER (FAKE), wannabe ramlethal main | i: @akamechimken

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this is the typa shit gold ship is doing to her trainer when she wins a race
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if any of y'all got bluesky lmk. trying to refollow ppl over there so my tl looks a lil less boring haha
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I'm reviewing my slosher games from last night and holy shit my strikes are ass I am throwing!!!!!!!!
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only cool thing I did in the tournament last night. blaster go pew pew
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Post tournament required activity (we won a bracket) Retweet soon (subbed)
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yummers!!
kombucha got 🥇in shark tank bronze bracket! ggs to the teams we faced 🧡 roster: red - "i like splatlings and bi" @sploosh_spl - controller died mid match @toffles - hi im chris paynter @spl_Y2K9 - WOOFWOOOFWOOFWOOF bird (coach) - "the coach knows best"
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it feels like my hair has been growing a lot faster recently thts kinda crazy 2 me
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WHOEVER IS BIG BABY PLAYING IN THE CHALLENGE RN UR MY GOAT
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... what?
OPEN WIDE !! HAHAHAHA !!
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🛸👽👻✨
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blehh
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how do I stop having vivid dreams I genuinely hate this
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mfw when I take nyquil back to back to back to back to back to back t
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who wanna do a pickup w me hehe
ANNOUNCEMENT: The first edition of mine and @hydrogren's new tourney series, "Blast Away!" is next thursday! Blast Away! is a gimmick tourney in which teams must use at least two blasters on *every* team comp. Winners recieve a badge! #1 is on Oct. 10th.
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