worn and molded-over
she/her
Based in United States
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I donβt know who all the problematic celebrities are I donβt know anything about anything thatβs happening ever all I know is fat baby hand in oats
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We had a 3 am poop party last night and then he passed out before I could even swaddle him. Thinking about the person who said a 12 year old could do my job. I fucking wish a 12 year old would have cleaned up the amount of shit I cleaned up last night. I will pay one to do it
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Taking this gatekeepy tweet to show off the single Ls dunes tweet I could find from 2023 on my account because itβs pretty good
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One of the girls who helps with my program is being added to the list
Things that are homophobic against me specifically:
Ambient lighting
Dogs
Josh and Aron
Rent
My car
The baby I take care of who wonβt fall asleep unless I hum itsy bitsy spider 100 times while doing squats
Being served dairy
Buc-eeβs
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2020 β’ 2026
Honestly me in 2020 would never ever expect current me to be working full time with infants. I had such a different career path. Sometimes I still grieve what could have been.
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No because they already made a call out thread about me with all my crimes and every time I do something bad it gets added to the list (this tweet is about me, replying to a hate tweet about me)
Do you guys ever get paranoid that there's something really bad about you out there that people are aware of but you aren't and nobody's telling you about it
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Worst text in the world to receive when you thought you had no obligations the next day because your dumb baby brain doesnβt retain information and you were looking forward to sleeping in
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I created a survey for program attendees with the option to leave a review at the end and itβs been doing wonders for my self esteem lol
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Really annoyed that a perfect local venue posts stuff like this whenever I manage to get them to let me use their space but they ignore all of these other texts and more. Also my classes always sell out almost immediately so Iβm literally bringing in revenue when Iβm there too
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Am I being mean or is this kind of crazy to comment on something from 10 days ago and also just in general
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I posted a flyer with every possible piece of information you could need for my event and half the comments are asking about price, location, age limit, if I have an instagram, and what the activities will be
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Well if you donβt follow me anymore why are you still keeping up with me waiting for a way to message me anonymously π
But honestly this isnβt even true I think you have a skewed vision of me based off when people get mad at me over something innocuous & it blows up
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one time I posted something that blew up in a weird way and someone said I like the negative attention and then that same person recently posted something exactly the same and Iβm like hmm. Ok. lol
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I made this post on Instagram and then the next day got tagged in this flyer anyway π the time is wrong, the description isnβt accurate, and the picture shows an ai baby with toys which isnβt what I bring to my programs. Iβm so annoyed!!
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Thank god I took a picture of my notes from last week. Where would I be without these super informative doodles that tell me exactly what I was thinking
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Does anyone have any feedback about this ridiculous intro page?? I hate social media I hate this crap
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I accepted the invitation to collab on a post where I was recorded at the market but you would have to pay me to unmute this. I just know I sound annoying
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I got sunburned working the farmers market today and my entire body hurts and Iβm exhausted and dehydrated and have blisters on my feet and my eyeballs hurt and I have a pimple and my knees are broken and my feet are hot and I canβt move and my lips hurt and I need 100 showers
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This is the pic I used for my intro post and this is what ai did to me on a website mock up someone made
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1 well thatβs not true but you should make a zine! Theyβre fun! You can participate in your fandom and support your friends and not send mean messages
2 thank you so much π«
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1 man what tweet what did I do now that she thinks is about her
2 emo post hardcore-ish poser who I will not get more specific about bc my irls will figure it out lol
3 I spent 5 minutes trying to design my page and gave up but I left the essentials
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Im having such a hard time coping with a loss and trying to practice gratitude so Iβve been going squashing around in mud to look at ducklings
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Most of them are written by the same person and thereβs a lot of incest. This is the rating breakdown lol
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