Opinions on all things sport in Surrey. Genuine sense of humour required to follow this account.

Croydon, London
January is the Step 3, 4, 5, 6 player merry-go-round fam…….dem toys out d’pram by average players getting none mins blud. Careful what you sign…..you know it.
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Appreciation to all the blud & fam that engage with us on here and by private message. We is piss taking bruv and most of you get it. You know it.
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We are at Cheam Road to watch @SuttonCricket v @EastMoleseyCC should be a 💥
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For the record, we have watched a lot of Prem, Div 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 cricket this season. We have not ventured to Div 8 and below as there are too many rec and other shit grounds.
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The first season of the new Surrey Cricket Championship Cricket is nearly done. Well done to the organisers…..some serious green backs being thrown about by the rich…….some dreadful teams and clubs out there. General player conduct is getting worse sadly. You know it
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Just shocking sportsmanship by @WOTcricket on Saturday. 3 balls left and 9 down and this happens. How did the Captain allow it? if I were a @WeybridgeCC player I would be steaming. If Walton think it is acceptable why have they removed it from the highlights reel? Utter shit
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The truff expecting loads of the decent @WOTcricket players have fucked off to proper clubs this weekend. I wouldn’t stay there for another second. Absolutely shameful, an embarrassment and a stain on the club.
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Looking forward to this weekend where the gun public school kids start playing Club Cricket. Out of the 1st’s go the lads who have grafted for 8 games and the knock on affect to 2’s 3’s & 4’s with the proper club guys being discarded. It’s all a bit shit really
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We will have our people at cricket grounds all over the county this weekend especially @SandersteadCC @WarlinghamCC @Addiscombe_CC @TMWCC @OWCricket @Kenleycricket we will be watching.
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The Truth popped into Addiscombe, very one-sided vs @StokeDabernonCC, then onto @TMWCC to see the last few balls as they hammered @SouthNutfieldCC before moving onto Warlingham. There won’t be many games finished today. Grim ☔️
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Some of these step 6, 5, 4 footie teams proudly announcing retaining bang average players. J O K E
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Getting lots of hate DMs, what is wrong with some people. It’s banter, it’s fun and the old saying, if you can’t dish it out…….. @oxtedfc & @OLCC_ getting well personal. Yes boys, make your opinions public #pussies
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Get rid of Baller League @SkySports it’s absolutely shit. Bring back Masters Football. You know it.
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Surrey Cricket league. Some of the old SDL teams struggling like @SalfordsCC Old Woking @tadworthcricket others thriving like @HeadleyCC & @CapelCricketsy - @OLCC_ look out for their depth in Div 1 and in for a long hard season due to not paying players like other teams.
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Just watching @SkySportsNews have you kidnapped the old Blue Peter presenters? What has happened to something that was once very good?
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No real happenings to report from Surrey Cricket last weekend except the rich get richer. You know it.
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It’s the cricket season…..we will be watching the new Surrey Cricket Championship closely…….
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Congratulations to @AFCWhyteleafe for buying the @ComCoFL South League. Serious bucks spent on bang average players and they scrapped through on a technicality. Hope the Chairman has a good relationship with his Bank Manager…..he’ll need it.
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