Trust me, I'm an engineer and a degenerate shit poster. Janice McAfee once replied to a comment I made, so you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Oregon, USA
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BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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I need this in my life. Anyone want to send me the money on X? :)
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Yeah buddy! Shorts getting wrecked.
BREAKING: $SPCX is up 25% in the last two days despite $100 billion of shares unlocking.
911.5 million shares became eligible to sell yesterday, roughly 1.4 times the entire float.
The stock has gone straight up since.
Investors often short a stock ahead of an unlock to lock in a price, then close those shorts once the shares are free to sell.
34% of the float was shorted going into it.
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What up dawgs? I'm chilling in Bend Oregon for the weekend! Any recommendations on breweries to check out? Monkless and Deschutes are already on the list.
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Hey @grok based off of my posts, what historical figure do I remind you of?
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