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Scarlett Johansson just casually told this story on national television:
“I was in using the bathroom… I guess I didn’t lock the door. And I went back to grab the toilet paper and my entire vagina was laid out.
And yes, I said vagina. Deal with it.
The guy opens the door, looks down and goes ‘Oh oh oh oh!’
Then I had to open the door and walk past the entire cabin of people that just heard me.”
The Avengers panel completely lost it. Absolute chaos.
This is why live TV still wins.
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Jake Gyllenhaal’s impression of Tom Holland as Spider-Man
Tom’s reaction is priceless
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Natalie Portman reveals why she was really cast in Thor opposite Chris Hemsworth
“I was mainly cast because I can make anyone look huge.
I’m just extraordinarily short.”
They had to build her a ramp so she could walk up and land somewhere near his face for the kissing scenes.
Graham makes them stand up to prove it.
Even in heels, she’s still staring at his chest.
Then he pulls out the action figures…
Jane Foster barely reaches Thor’s belt.
Pure Graham Norton chaos.
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Chris Hemsworth and James Corden battle to be the world’s worst (and best) waiters
Chris carries a woman bridal-style to her table
James: piggybacks her date right behind them
James discovers a walnut allergy:
“NO WALNUTS FOR SARAH!
SHE DIES!
SHE IS DEAD!”
James starts playing violin mid-specials.
Chris fires back with his own song:
“♪ Here comes the better waiter ♪”
James: “He’s a real master masturbater!”
“I’m an actor. I have a photographic memory.”
(Five seconds later in the kitchen)
“Three fish… four fish… can I get a beer as well?”
Chef’s final verdict....
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Lewis Capaldi just dropped the filthiest line in Graham Norton history on Jamie Dornan
“I’m used to seeing you in Fifty Shades of Grey…
so it’s weird seeing you here without like a whip in your hand.”
Beat.
“And me without my cock in mine.”
The entire sofa loses it.
Siobhán McSweeney: “I like you.”
Graham Norton instantly trying to wrap the show: “Is that the time?!”
Pure, unfiltered Capaldi chaos.
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Snoop Dogg on the Will Smith–Chris Rock Oscars slap (and staying a fan)
“Did you think it was staged when you posted that?”
“Sort of, kind of… but I never know. I still don’t know.”
On the night itself:
“I went to Guy Oseary’s Oscar party… so many celebrities there. I met so many people that I dreamed of meeting… Katie Holmes… Robert De Niro… I got a chance to just be a fan.
It’s cool to be the fan sometimes instead of being a star.”
Classic chill Snoop. No drama, no sides, just vibes.
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Pornstars for nude scenes 🥲
Seth Rogen reveals why hiring porn stars for movies is the easiest choice when filming a s*x scene
"Very early in our careers, we realized like, if you ever need someone to be naked in a movie, you should hire a porn star"
Mainstream actress: "it's not a situation where you're like convincing a mainstream actress to get naked"
Porn star: "instead you're taking a porn actress and putting her in a mainstream movie and she doesn't have to put anything in her and so she's thrilled"
"And so the story was we had there some stripper scenes in these films and Stormy played a stripper in the in"
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He had NO idea the next story was about to completely change the mood of the interview. 😭
Bro walked in thinking it was gonna be a regular chat about his career. Everything was calm, Graham was just asking why he hadn’t done many love scenes, and Idris was sitting there looking completely comfortable, smiling, brushing it off.
Then Kate Winslet started talking.
You could literally see the energy shift the second she said “the director had never directed a love scene”… and then dropped the socks story.
The way Idris’s face changed when she revealed “Idris loves feet”… bro was NOT ready for that one. 💀
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON TRIED TO PROMOTE AVENGERS WHILE EATING THE HOTTEST WINGS ON THE PLANET.
She’s on Hot Ones right before Endgame comes out.
Every question is about the movie.
Every answer is interrupted by pure pain.
She’s trying not to spoil anything while her face is melting and she’s sucking air through her teeth.
Scarlett did it with tears in her eyes and fire in her mouth.
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"It's just so embarrassing and above all it's Michael Keaton"
Nick Jonas spilled beer on Micheal Keaton.... Twice
He’s on Jimmy Fallon talking about the Golden Globes.
He loses the award, goes to the bar with his brother, and somehow dumps his beer all over Michael Keaton right before Keaton has to present.
A few days later at the US Open he sees Michael Keaton again.
His bag falls.
Hits his beer.
Spills it all over Keaton’s feet.
Most people meet their idols once.
Nick Jonas baptized Michael Keaton in beer on two separate occasions.
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Hugh Jackman learning reverse trash talk from John Cena
John Cena decided to teach Hugh Jackman reverse trash talking, saying nothing bad while still sounding aggressive.
Hugh listened… then immediately went full Wolverine and started yelling compliments at an empty couch.
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The JONAS BROTHERS reveal Kevin took 13-year-old Joe to a tattoo parlor.
Jimmy Fallon puts them in a game called Know Your Bro.
One brother wears noise-cancelling headphones while the other two answer questions about him.
They reveal the cops got called on Joe’s bachelor party three times.
Joe ripped his shirt off in a club and made a cardboard bandana out of a tequila box.
Most brothers keep secrets.
These ones aired them out on national television for points
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