DJ BBQ@stepheniscowboy

the memorizers were few, their memories limited

 bristol
Joined January 2017
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Hot girl: So what's your new book called Tolstoy, aware women like strong men: War Tolstoy, remembering women like sensitive men too: ... and Peace
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Largactyl@largacty4
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Why are they using the Currys map of Manchester
Dexerto
@Dexerto
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GTA VI’s map is expected to be the largest in the franchise and real world estimates show it’s almost the size of a UK city - City of Manchester = ~116 km² - GTA VI land area = ~100 km²
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KAMIL@kmlsazr
Oct 26
Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.
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soapy 索菲@soapyhnnh
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having a celebratory go on the harry kane usb-a to usb-c cable tonight wbu
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rising to the top by knowing the skeletons in the closet... a horrid blackmail due to how the world isn't ready for gay skeletons
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Total Catholic victory in Brazil. Send in the inquisition Lula. Stamp out the evangelical heresy destroying your country.
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eat shit you bloated michael gove looking mother fucker
Clash Report
@clashreport
Oct 25
BREAKING: Aleksandar Vučić conceded defeat in Serbia’s snap parliamentary election, saying the student-backed Student List had won. “Based on a stratified sample, it is clear that we have lost this election. The student blockade list won,” Vučić said. The result ends more than a decade of dominance by Vučić’s Serbian Progressive Party.
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Liberal Democrats announce plans to execute dweeby men in a jumper
Restore Britain
@RestoreBritain
Oct 23
🚨Child rapists will be put to DEATH under Restore Britain.
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We've entered the Paradox Grand Strategy tutorial stage of the country
Metro@MetroUK
Oct 25
UK must be ready for war in 1000 days says Streeting trib.al/Tzf9Jil
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“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal
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pengwynn@pengwyndolin
Oct 25
when we solve orangutan communication they are going to be so stoked about the emoji 🦧 we made for them
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big duntles@biglunty
Oct 25
girl your body is chippy tea
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everyone please focus on some imagined othered external threat and not that we keep paying private companies to make bombs in the middle east instead of keeping your local care homes open
BBC Newsnight
@BBCNewsnight
Oct 23
“Be ready by having some everyday essentials… three litres of water per person per day, tinned goods... to last a few days” Speaking to @vicderbyshire, Defence Secretary Wes Streeting details advice to households to be prepared for a “dangerous and turbulent world”. #Newsnight

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if i had a daughter id name her groceries (after the store☺️)
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Jonathan Wheel bringing his latest madcap invention to the cave
King Abert
@Abert_Squirrel
Oct 21
What is the oldest political news story you can remember? For me it's Joe Biden being selected as Obama's VP.
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(not understanding crop rotation at all) but milord how will we make the barley grow sideways
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imagine the smile this fella would give if you brought him a birthday cake
lillia ♡@sealulu_
Oct 24
the adorable pygmy mongoose!!!! the smallest carnivorous mammal in africa. they are highly social and live in tight-knit packs.
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"oh, oh really you didn't have to, oh wow is that carrot cake... you are all my best friends "
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(getting a hair cut) aha so you'll stick it back on after right ? right ?? right ? okay okay wow okay what the fuck i was wondering why you had no barber glue out
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guy wearing a racist lion enjoyer t shirt getting ever more despondent reading pride and prejudice
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this is what happens when you let an everton fan run the country
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews
Oct 23
Burnham suggests stocking up on tinned food and bottled water bbc.in/4jVhbCH
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