I don’t think it’s unreasonable for me to expect a founder to retire me and pay my bills for the rest of my life because I minted their NFT for $75 2 years ago.

The official mint date for @y00tsNFT. September 2nd, 2022.

gary using my credit by @jackbutcher as his pfp is pretty amazing. he really should have asked though tbh

good credit @jackbutcher

DeGod #6038 is the last surviving field commander of the God Scout Corps, a forgotten order of roadside deities who once patrolled the infinite highways between seasons with nothing but a cooler of warm beers, a mesh-back Pro Trucker, and an unshakable belief that the universe owed them a good time. After the Great Transcendence of Season 3 he woke up teal-boned and glowing, his skin now a rare mythic lattice that flickers like a neon motel sign at 3 a.m. He still wears the official God Scout Uniform out of stubborn loyalty, neon shades to hide the fact that he hasn’t slept since 2021, and the infamous Porn Stashe because some legends refuse to die quietly. Ranked 1,174 and held for a full year, he currently sits on Magic Eden for 21 SOL—98% under the Transcendent floor—waiting for the next degenerate who understands that true godhood isn’t about looking holy. It’s about looking like you just drove 800 miles, sold a truck, and still had time to hit the diner.

pretty good credit @jackbutcher

Over 95% of people trading on FOMO have lost money or made almost nothing since Robinhood Chain went live. Out of 375,740 users, only 229 made more than $10,000, which is 0.06%

the rumors are true if you're followed by @world_xyz the biggest day of your life is coming

this cycle, all you really need is a fone.

WHY I APED $300,000 INTO THE apeonfone MEMECOIN: Here is why I am willing to take that risk: • The meme perfectly represents this cycle. People are finally discovering, buying and trading memecoins directly from their phones. • You see $FONE on your fone, ape $FONE from your fone, then post about $FONE from your fone. The meme literally explains itself. • $FONE has already survived multiple brutal 50-60% dips and is still holding in the $25M-$35M range, while most new memecoins completely die after their first major correction. That tells me the attention is still here. But that isn't even my main thesis. pumpfun is: • Pumpfun has thousands upon thousands of coins it could promote. Yet their official account has promoted Ape on Fone MULTIPLE times. • I have personally seen paid X ads using Ape on Fone to promote the Pumpfun mobile app. Out of every meme they could use, they chose $FONE. Why this meme? Because it perfectly represents what Pumpfun wants onchain trading to become: MOBILE. SOCIAL. INSTANT. See coin. Open fone. Ape coin. And then it gets even more interesting. • Pumpfun founder @a1lon9 followed @apeonfone just DAYS after launch. He doesn't go around following every new memecoin. • Then @blknoiz06 compared $FONE to $WIF and said he could see Ape on Fone becoming the $WIF of this cycle. Remember what $WIF did. $10M. $100M. $1B. Eventually around $4B. And Ansem was one of the loudest people pushing $WIF long before it became one of the biggest memecoins on Solana. Today, $FONE is still worth only tens of millions. And this is what makes the meme so powerful: Everyone is becoming an ape on a fone. You find coins on your fone. You trade them on your fone. You track them on your fone. You post about them from your fone. You literally become the meme while interacting with the meme. DOG WIF HAT captured the last cycle. APE ON FONE could capture this one. That is the bet.

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us

Caitlin Clark responds to Angel Reese after she tried to fight her today. She did not hold back!

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Tiger Woods. Rory McIlroy. The only two men in the last 50 years to complete the Career Grand Slam. As the prophecy foretold ✨

A long time coming. Congratulations, Rory. #themasters

"White people have no culture" Meanwhile, white people:

I’m dying 😂😭😂

The radical leftists are really upset that they had to take time out of their busy day praising Hamas to call me a Nazi

Just joined @DeGodsNFT and the vibe with @frankdegods in the new telegram is sick. Love🥰

I sold a $SOL NFT today and didn’t write a long ass emotional thread on why the project founder let me down and what I plan to do moving forward.