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When I become supreme ruler of The United States of America, my second order of business will be replacing all "yard sales" with "yart sales" + free boof for anyone with an iq below 100
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the mold is making me evil. i can feel its malice ridden spores infesting my lungs and brewing hate within my vulnerable heart. the mold is making me evil.
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i'm currently thinking of a number from 1 to 2 and if you can guess it correctly then i'll kill you and then myself
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when she hits you with the "i love you" gimmick but you lowkey pregnant with her new brother
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HYPOTHETICAL:
Four chihuahuas. There's one on each of your limbs. They're ripping you apart. You become a nugget.
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every single time i sit and eat at the dinner table i'm forced to do a mukbang for my dogs against my will
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