Them bill you AirPods, see as you dey crashout… this is the same feeling men gets when y’all ask for money like you work for them.
If men start to move like women, this internet go rearrange.
I told you I wasn’t interested in a relationship. You said we could just be friends. I didn’t block you.
You started calling, I had no problem with that. Then you said you had no data and asked me to subscribe for you. I did.
Few days later you passed an exam, I congratulated you like a good friend. Next message? You’re telling me what to gift you for smashing it.
I thought you were joking. You called to remind me. I played along and you foolishly said Apple AirPods.
It’s not your birthday. I’m not your girlfriend, we’ve never seen each other and I have never asked you for anything.
You even had the nerve to say we should buy it outside the country.