Pro Monkey Trainer you dress white, talk black, and drive Jew. So how am I supposed to know what kind of zipperhead dog-munching dink you are if you don't?
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Another Twitter/X air waster, they can dish it out but they can't take it then they make some pissy little remark and block you whatever you say
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When I see all the lefty lunatics losing their mind over Metallica it makes me glad about what's happening in Gaza
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What in the fuck is everybody complaining about Metallica, I don't go to concerts to listen to people pop off about their political fucking beliefs I go for the entertainment value of the music.
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Getting invited to your friends house to crack open a couple of cold ones, and when you arrive there you find out your friend is a necrophiliac.
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Indigenous peoples day my ass, they should be thanking Columbus. In the same amount of time that Europeans developed complex cultures, ships that could sail the open ocean and steel weapons the people in North America hadn't even figured out the wheel. You're fucking welcome
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A convicted murderer is just a clump of cells.
Public executions are healthcare.
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It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kind of shit you see on your TV
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Things I don't give a fuck about
1. Ukraine
2. Gaza
3. Transgender people
4. Any of the bullshit going on in Africa
5. Iran
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Sorry, not buying the 9/11 conspiracy bullshit. For it to be true it would have to involve all the people on the planes, all the family members of the people on the planes all the eyewitnesses who saw the planes and after 25 years no one's slipped up.
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Have you heard any of these Maura Healy campaign ads, the truck that Biff Tannin crashed into in Back to the Future was less full of shit than these ads.
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Apparently the magic get out of jail free card for women is to claim a hormonal imbalance and a psychotic break. If that's the case then they are no longer suitable to hold public office, be in the military, be police officers etc. Basically they should just stay home
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You know what I really love? When my boss sends me out to resolve a problem with a customer and then gets mad at me for not resolving the problem in the way he would have. Well fuck me running, next time you can go do your own fucking work dickhead.
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