I'm just here for a ππΈππΎβ, I keep myself upbeat with βππππβ, I love most πβπβππ, but the team is π.π.π½.β. β«οΈβͺοΈπ΄
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I was rudely woken at 2am this morning, by 3 man city fans playing football with a hedgehog outside my window.
I was outraged and shocked.
I was just about to ring the RSPCA when the hedgehog went 1-0 up.π
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Bloody fireworks being let off already, our cat was so scared, she's ran up our Christmas tree.
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Wallpaper shop robbed for the 5th time.
Police say, we can now begin to see a pattern emerging.
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I would actually feel shame if my club had been accused of cheating 114 times,
I wouldn't try and defend it, also if it was us,
I'd question why have we been so poor if we cheated that many times....π
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Don't know if this is a wind up but I just received a text saying I'd won Β£250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night.
It says Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show....π
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Breaking News: As of Monday all postmen will be working from home due to rising fuel costs, they'll be reading your letters and call you if it's anything important!
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The premiership is to blame too, letting it go this far, scrap the lot and start over.
Sort out clubs breaking the rules, early on.
Also sort Var out, or get rid.
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Been to the doctors today for a blood test, the nurse said little prick, I said hey I'm not here for that....π
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