Satire grifter, comedy writer, co-host of @twointank and ABC’s The Pop Test podcast with @alasdairTB, director at @stupidold,
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Hey! While we are all trying to be self sufficient, here's something fun and quick to do with your garden produce THREAD:
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I've just realised what Labour's claim the economy would have crashed if they hadn't cut winter fuel payments to pensioners reminds me of:
"Austerity is the economic theory that the global financial crash was caused by there being too many libraries in Wolverhampton."
A.Sayle
The economy would have crashed if we hadn't cut off fuel payments to poor elderly people!?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why? this is insane "economics".
Even Labour can't really believe that. They are panicking.
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How good is this?! Cheers Brydon!
My knowledge of monkeys in film may be weak but my knowledge of Australian comedy podcasts is impeccable hey @mattstew_art @PrimeMatesPod
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Holy crap Bec did a great one of these Guardian lists:
theguardian.com/culture/arti…
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When Sydney lounge ads invaded Melbourne TV: A Tedious Explanation of what was going on at Channel 10 in 1991. WATCH HERE: youtu.be/ZQzLm_5LtLA?=gfqW6p… #vhsrevue
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It is true!
Oh my goodness! @lauradaviscomic has put this show up for free on YouTube.
Go watch it! What are you waiting for?
If This Is It youtu.be/0qwn7_Ocfpk?si=WWGP… via @YouTube
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The biggest fracking proposal ever in the NT has been waved through with no environmental impact assessment.
Surely @tanya_plibersek will apply the WATER TRIGGER so it can be properly scrutinised. theguardian.com/australia-ne…
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Garth Marenghi tours his spine-shatteringly live fear experience INCARCERAT again this Hallowee’ee’een. Tickets available here. Not there. HERE: livenation.co.uk/artist-gart…
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It actually seems like it's Boeing whistleblowers who are themselves poorly manufactured.
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Huge news for fans of my abject humiliation.
Episode 2 of Do Go On: The Quiz Show premieres tonight at 8pm (AEST) on Stupid Old Channel. Featuring incredible guests @lizzyhoocomedy and @stupidoldandy , we’re quizzing about the history of The Olympics. Link below
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I'm in my secret laboratory separating the art from the artist using a diabolical machine of my own devising.
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While I'm not at Melbourne comedy Festival for the first time in over ten years, I would love it if you guys could go see my friend and brilliant comic @lauradaviscomic show. I would if I was there.
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If you’re not terrified by this you’re in denial
theguardian.com/environment/…
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This week, @EleanorMorton & @stupidoldandy tackle the best non-political news on The Gargle!
🏚 Hot property
🍆 AI penis scan
🌎Fast spinning Earth
🍄Gen Z hallucinogens
🐬Reviews
🎧lnk.to/GarglePodcast
▶️youtu.be/tdYt3cewrEI
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Tonight's our last show at the Chinese Museum! Only a couple tickets left, then we jump in our hot air balloon and head to the Grace Darling Hotel for the final two weeks of Melbourne International Comedy Festival! It's flying by! Grab tickets now why don't ya?!
📷 @simondemorgan
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Appreciate me you crims.
Two more weeks of shows!
comedyfestival.com.au/2024/s…
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'Is this the day that has been appointed for the doing of The Gargle?' 🦩
@aliterative | @EleanorMorton | @stupidoldandy ✨
🏚 Hot property
🍆 AI penis scan
🌎 Fast spinning Earth
🍄 Gen Z hallucinogens
🐬 Reviews
🎧 lnk.to/GarglePodcast
▶️ youtu.be/tdYt3cewrEI?si=wRaz…
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Meanwhile Australia has over 100 new new coal and gas projects under development that will make mega-droughts longer and more sever.
Just another way fossil fuels are wrecking every aspect of your life.
abc.net.au/news/2024-04-03/m…
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