Trader & Streamer @Megga COULDN‘T BELIEVE that @FaZeBlaze did NOT recognise him… 😭💔 “Blaze, are you here?” “What up brother, what’s your name?” “Yoooo??? 😭”

Trader & Streamer @alxcooks is up 45 SOL ($5.400) after THIS trade 🔥🥶 The Thesis: “he is a gold guy”

Trader & Streamer @alxcooks had @Megga CRYING on stream 😭🙏 “She was twerking on Superman‘s d*ck in the Maybach” “And then she was like *I don’t do after-hours though, i have a boyfriend*”

Trader & Streamer @alxcooks crashes out after roundtripping 30 SOL and SMASHES his window 😭🙏 “I just roundtripped 30 SOL” “I only made 12 SOL”

Trader & Streamer @alxcooks has MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE after being vamped by „Space in the Ticker“ 😭🙏 “I‘m r*ped” “There‘s a space in the ticker” “How are we getting vamped by a Space in the Ticker?!”

Trader & Streamer @alxcooks is SIDELINED on GIGA RUNNER while @Megga is up $20.000 😭🙏 “Did something happen?” “why is it candling now” “It takes people time to realize bro” “holy cook megga”

Trader & Streamer @alxcooks gets FUDDED out of his position in a coin AND misses a GENNY RUNNER 💔😭 “I bought” “I‘m paid yeah” “oh my god you fudded me out” “It‘s GIGA candling and I sold…”

Trader & Streamer @alxcooks didn‘t get fed enough on-chain so he decided to start eating off-chain aswell 😭🙏 „I use my callouts to troll?“ “I called it at 100k, it‘s at 500k”

Trader & Streamer @alxcooks makes $6.000 LIVE on stream while taking a PISS mid trade 😭🙏 “Looks good” *takes a piss* 💦 “Holy fck give me money bro” “I did good with my Imagination”

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Trader & Streamer @alxcooks FORCES @Megga to hop on and trade with him 😭🙏 “come on your fucking PC and let‘s make money” “like what are you doing with your life”

Trader & Streamer @alxcooks EXPLAINS how YOU can hit the BIG TRADES 😳🔥 “…till I have 10k, 20k, 30k to my name” “Then, when you have a nice balance to trade with (…) where you can afford to roundtrip” “(Then) You can buy a coin, be bullish, hold it for a 50x, 20x whatever”

Part 2: Trader & Streamer @alxcooks CONFRONTS “friend” who has BACKSTABBED him 😳👇 “That‘s so bad what you just did” “Wdym it‘s nothing personal?” “You guys are just poor, i‘m sorry…”

Trader & Streamer @alxcooks suffers MAJOR LOSS after buying a rug launched by @0xSunNFT hackers 😭🙏 “I‘m in” “I lost 40 SOL!”