I can serve the ultimate shit sandwich.
Windsor, Ontario
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There's a whole lamp attatched to this cheap, cool foot switch
This cheap junk will hit the landfill in a year🙄
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Were they advised by @EdLatimore or something?
Corrections Canada to distribute items for 'safe snorting' in federal prisons nationalpost.com/news/canada…
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I have no comment🙄
Windsor police change approach, step up arrests for public drug use amid downtown complaints windsorstar.com/news/windsor…
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The autopilot was invented 9 years after the Wright Brothers flew
Man, pilots are lazy🙄
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My homie offered to buy my snacks, so I started grabbing everything!
Somebody offering to pay doesn’t mean run the bill up.
That was the lesson for the boys: be considerate of other people’s money. If somebody is blessing you, don’t take advantage of it.
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Prediction: Cybercabs will be used to eliminate traffic jams
@nayibbukele @elonmusk
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25 years ago I was at a meeting at the unemployment office and they said we could go home if we were upset
Upset about what?
Came home and saw the strangest TV show playing on all the channels🤔
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You are aware of your fear of flying
And that's OK
Because flying brings good things at the end of the trip😀✈️
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