Today I am changing what a coin is. Every coin launched on SUUB becomes its own blockchain. Its own launchpad, its own gas, its own blocks, its own ledger. On Solana, live, right now. For ten years a memecoin has been a ticker and a chart. You launch it, the platform takes the fees, the price goes up and down and when it's over there is nothing left. Nothing was ever there. I built SUUB because a coin deserves to be a place, not a number. Here is what happens when you launch on SUUB. You launch a coin. Two transactions. Your coin mints, its curve opens on the SUUB pad, and its OWN launchpad opens with it. Other people launch tokens on YOUR pad. Those tokens are priced in YOUR coin, not in SOL. Anyone who wants them buys your coin first. That's not a rule, that's the math. Every trade on your pad pays a fee, in your coin, split on chain the second it's paid. You decide the split when you open the pad: how much to your holders, how much burns, how much goes to liquidity, how much stays with you. It's written on chain as a config. Nobody can change it behind your back, including me. Every minute, a keeper seals everything that happened on your pad into a block. Merkle root over the trades. Hash of the block before. Head written on Solana. You can open any block on suub.fun and recompute it yourself. Every trade inside is a normal Solana transaction, final in 400 ms. No bridge. No sequencer. No validators to run. Solana is the consensus. The chain is yours. That is a blockchain. Gas, blocks, a ledger, an explorer, a launchpad. Every coin on SUUB has all of it from the first trade. Here are the KEY points: - Launch a coin, get a chain. Two transactions, your rules on chain, versioned. - Every token launched on your pad is priced in your coin. Your coin becomes the gas of an economy. - Every fee pays your holders. Pro rata or by lottery, on the schedule you set. - A block every minute, anchored on Solana. Open, verifiable, recomputable by anyone. - Pay in SOL anywhere. The route buys SUUB, then your coin, then the token, in one transaction. - Don't own the coin? Open a community pad for it by burning SUUB. Owner share capped, holder share floored, until the real owner claims it. Now the part that matters. Every chain on SUUB descends from ONE coin: $SUUB. Every token on every pad is priced in the coin above it, and every one of those coins is priced in SUUB. A trade on a token three levels down still routes through SUUB, still pays the SUUB pad, still pays SUUB holders. Every launch is a new chain under the same root. Every chain grows tokens under itself. The forest grows outward and every branch pays the trunk. Launchpads fight for the next coin. I built the thing the next coin launches on, and the thing the coin after that launches on. Every coin is a blockchain. Every blockchain is under $SUUB. PLEASE NOTE: - $SUUB is the base of everything, so it launches first, on its own, and the SUUB pad opens the moment it exists. Every chain after that opens instantly. - The contract address will be posted HERE and nowhere else. Anything else is fake. - The programs are open source. Read them. Every number on the site is a projection of on-chain events. - Want more ways to route fees, to streamers, to X accounts, to whoever? Tell me. We build what the community asks for. Web: suub.fun

GMGM 21 sub chains, each a coin with its own launchpad, blocks and ledger 62 coins launched on them 1 graduated to its own pool already 1,320 blocks sealed and anchored on Solana, about one every 26 seconds Trading 8,255 trades 750M SUUB traded 1,421 different wallets traded Fees, 11.74M SUUB claimed and split by the rules 4.23M to holders 1.41M burned, gone for good 0.94M to liquidity 0.94M to stakers 1.88M to pad owners 2.35M to the protocol Payouts 65,035 individual payouts on chain 2,627 different wallets paid 40 dividend rounds, every hour, no claim, no staking, no form solana:CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump 2,611 holders 0.14% of the supply burned in ten hours by the platform Every fee on every pad pays SUUB holders every hour. Every launch adds a chain under the same root. Every address that ends in …suub was born here. Ten hours. Watch it at suub.fun/transparency. CA: CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump

Your chain, your suffix. Every coin launched on SUUB ends in …suub. Now every pad owner can pick their own ending: launch a coin on the OCTO pad and its address ends in …octo. On the CAT pad, …cat. Yours, whatever you burn for. 2 characters for 10K SUUB, 3 for 50K, 4 for 250K. Burned, not paid. Every suffix bought makes SUUB scarcer, and every address on Solana tells you which chain it was born on. Set it in your pad's settings. Your next coin wears it. suub.fun

Every coin launched on the SUUB pad now ends in …suub. Look at the address. If it ends in suub, it was born on SUUB: priced in SUUB, with a fee that pays SUUB holders every hour, sealed into a block every minute, anchored on Solana. pump coins end in pump. SUUB coins end in suub. You'll know one when you see one. working on the suffix for all pads now ;) suub.fun

Hey @smol_intern Thanks for aping earlier. We'd be happy to connect. Feel free to hop on our telegram. t.me/suubfun

TG bot is now live and posting constantly : 🚀 new coins, with its image, name, ticker, the pad it launched on, its fee split and its CA, with Trade and Solscan buttons. ⛓️ new sub chains, when a coin opens its own pad, with the split and who opened it. 🎓 graduations, with market cap and holders and a link to the pool. 💸 every dividend round of 20 wallets or more: "1,031 SUUB holders just got paid 76.9K SUUB (≈ 0.17 SOL)". 🎰 every lottery win, with the winner and the pot. 🐳 every buy of 300,000 SUUB or more. Also a whale group is now open, type /whale in our telegram to access. 5M solana:CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump required.

Paid some boosts.

Will open a telegram group tomorrow for the real SUUB community. Time to build a long-term project.

In its first two and a half hours, SUUB paid its holders 4.12M $SUUB. About $880 at today's price. Small number. Look at the ratio instead: that is 0.4% of the entire market cap, paid out to holders, in 150 minutes, from fees on coins other people launched. Another 1.37M SUUB was burned. A launchpad that pays its holders 0.4% of its market cap every two hours is not a launchpad. It's a yield. suub.fun CA: CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump

Two hours ago $SUUB was a pump.fun launch. Now it is the base layer of 18 blockchains. Think about what that means. Every one of those chains prices its tokens in SUUB. Every buy on every token starts by buying SUUB. Every fee on every trade, at every level, sends part of itself back to SUUB holders and burns another part forever. There is no version of SUUB doing well without the people building on it doing well, and no version of them doing well without SUUB. Fifty-one coins launched in two hours because a coin on SUUB is worth more than a coin anywhere else: it comes with a chain. Launchpads get forgotten when the next one opens. A base layer doesn't. Every chain that opens tomorrow opens on SUUB, and pays SUUB, from its first trade. The supply shrinks every hour. The number of things that need it grows every hour. You do not need a chart to see where that goes. Hold the base. The forest pays the trunk. suub.fun CA: CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump

$SUUB, two hours in. Every number below is on chain and on suub.fun/transparency. 18 sub chains 51 tokens launched on them 6,636 trades 657M SUUB traded 331 blocks sealed and anchored on Solana 10.98M SUUB in fees claimed, split by the rules: 3.95M paid to holders 1.32M burned, gone for good 0.88M to liquidity 0.88M to stakers 1.76M to pad owners 8,972 individual payouts to holder wallets. 40 dividend rounds. Zero claims to file. SUUB itself: 3,564 holders, and a price 55x the first Jupiter quote at launch. Two hours. Every coin is a blockchain, and every blockchain pays $SUUB. suub.fun CA: CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump

First SUUB dividend just went out. 3,564 wallets hold solana:CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump. Every hour, part of every fee paid on every pad on SUUB is split between them, pro rata, in SUUB, on chain. No claiming, no staking, no form. You hold, you get paid. Every token launched on SUUB works for SUUB holders. 29 tokens so far. suub.fun CA: CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump

Why solana:CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump only has one direction. Most launchpad tokens are a share of fees. Fees go up when volume goes up, and down when it goes down. That's a bet on attention. solana:CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump is not a share of fees. It is the gas of every chain on SUUB, and there is no way to use the platform without it. Launch a coin? Its pad is quoted in SUUB. Buy any token on any pad? The route buys SUUB first, because that token is priced in a coin that is priced in SUUB. Open a pad for a coin you don't own? You burn a million SUUB to do it. Every trade on every pad, at every level, pays part of its fee to the SUUB pad and to the people who hold SUUB. So every new chain is new demand for SUUB. Every token on those chains is new demand for SUUB. Every trade is a buy of SUUB somewhere in the route, and part of every fee is burned for good. The supply goes down. The number of things that need it goes up. In the first hour: 10 chains, 29 tokens, 4,000 trades, 1.17M SUUB burned. Chains compound. That's the whole thesis. suub.fun CA: CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump

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First hour of solana:CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump. 10 sub chains. 29 tokens launched on them. 4,158 trades. 141 blocks sealed and anchored on Solana. 1.17M SUUB burned. 3.52M SUUB paid to holders. One of those tokens already graduated, moved to its own pool, and its holders keep getting paid on every trade. Nobody bridged anything. Nobody ran a validator. Every coin got a blockchain. suub.fun CA: CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump

A launchpad gives you a token. SUUB gives you a chain: your coin as the gas, your own launchpad, your fee split written on chain, a block every minute, anchored on Solana. 9 chains and 25 tokens in the first hour. Watch the forest grow at suub.fun $SUUB

40 minutes ago solana:CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump went live. Here is what a chain of chains looks like when it starts. 9 sub chains. 25 tokens launched on them. 3,222 trades. 102 blocks sealed and anchored on Solana. 1.1M SUUB burned. 3.3M SUUB paid out to holders. All of it in the first 40 minutes, all of it on chain, all of it recomputable by anyone at suub.fun. How it works, in one breath. Launch a coin on SUUB and it opens a launchpad of its own. Other tokens launch on that pad and are priced in your coin, so whoever wants them buys your coin first. Every trade pays a fee in your coin, split the moment it is paid the way you decided: holders, burn, liquidity, stakers, you. And every minute a keeper seals everything that happened on your pad into a block, with a merkle root over the trades and the hash of the block before, and writes the head to Solana. That is a blockchain. Your coin is its gas. Why this changes Solana. Until today a token launch on Solana produced a token. It competed with every other token for the same attention and the same SOL, and when the attention left, it was gone. On SUUB a launch produces an economy. A coin with its own launchpad is a place other people build in, and every token built there makes the coin below it more valuable, because it is the gas. The nine sub chains above already have tokens under them that did not exist an hour ago. Every one of those chains descends from solana:CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump. Every token on every pad is priced in the coin above it, and every one of those coins is priced in SUUB. Every trade, on every level, pays the trunk. Solana does the consensus. Four hundred milliseconds, no bridge, no validators to run. SUUB does the rest. Every coin is a blockchain. Every blockchain is under solana:CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump. CA: CrrcQsPD5zNW2hEKhBy5ARP1haGBKAmoqsgD8dqPpump suub.fun

Shout out to PVE, the first migrated coin paired with SUUB. It's even visible on Axiom and other terminals.