satirical celebrities gossip account.

People want to find their passion. But if you don't find it, you create it.
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Some days you need motivation. Other days you need 500k.
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Once you step out in Abuja.. Na billing’s 🥶
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Na only for Lagos life I dey press money o
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Robert Downey Jr. says ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ will be even more heartbreaking than Endgame: “It’s going to be devastating.”
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First look at Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen) confronting Loki as she attempts to take his powers in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’. [Source: @RmanAndre2]
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Real man🧎🏽‍♀️
The Lord Of The Wings( Lisa) Arsenal Biggest Fan🏐
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They’re doing Netflix and chill.👀
If a man takes a woman on a vacation, does that mean she’s expected to have sex with him?
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jay-z and beyoncé are reportedly celebrating 20 years together without cheating on each other.
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Me and my guys ďey on soft $$$
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selling the lands God gave us has to be one of the most diabolical things humans have ever normalized.
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Regardless 🙂‍↔️
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Infection
There’s nothing more disrespectful than when she asks you to use a condom.
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got my 18. Who wants the 17 ?
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I’m a lover girl, but it goes way beyond romance. I love my family, my friends, and everybody close to me HARD. I’m not “too sensitive.” I’m simply a human being with a real heart and a soul.❤️🥹
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Why do people with foreskin need condoms? Just, tie a knot at the top lol.😂😭
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Na person wey no get money dey understand this life pass.
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I sincerely apologize for my previous statement. I now understand the error of my ways. Women are indeed your god, and I shall never stop slandering them again. Please forgive me, Mr. Totomus Prime. 🙏🏽
Replying to @Al_EvilFC_
how dare you slander women, we are nothing without them, they're literally like gods to us, show some respect lil bro.
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my next relationship is definitely gonna work, i just bought a gun
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“The soap removes 99.9% germs” The remaining 1.00%:
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