8th generation Canadian. Everything I post is satire.

I'm glad I got to experience Canada in its prime. It was truly a great place to live. They'll never be able to take that from me, nor will they gaslight me into thinking it's somehow better now.
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Goodmorning. You are hated, Start training like it.
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#BORDER: CSIS, RCMP And GAC Report No Records Of Risk Assessments On A U.S. Military Invasion Of Canada After Access-To-Information Searches.❌ PM Carney Said He’s Prepared For The Possibility Of President Trump Ordering A Military Invasion Of Canada​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​.πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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In 20 years we're going to find out the CIA was using McDonald's supply chain network to smuggle weapons into Ukraine.
BREAKING: Russian drones have struck a McDonald’s warehouse in Kyiv. The attack against the American company was a double-tap strike.
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Hey Alberta friends, I've got some bad news...
Latest Janet Brown Alberta poll modelled out 🟠NDP: 46 seats (+8) πŸ”΅UCP: 41 seats (-8) 🟠Alberta NDP Majority Government Feel free to ask for any ridings
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holy shit i asked claude to make a video on western civiization
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Opinion: At age 159, Canada is finally a power on the world stage theglobeandmail.com/opinion/…
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The exit tax should apply to remigration as well.
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The Conservatives may lose the next election, but at least they'll do lose with DIGNITY! That's all that matters in politics.
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Your government wants you disarmed by the way.
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If you meet a White person that isn't actively against this, they are a threat to you and your children and you should avoid them at all costs.
Ontario teachers told they serve white supremacist system that must be destroyed nationalpost.com/opinion/ont…
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Liberals: "LOL how are you going to get it across the OCEAN LOL!" Also Liberals: "We don't need the US, we'll sell our resources to EUROPE LOL!"
Community note
Belarusian President Lukashenko stated September 21 there are no available potash volumes for the US or other Western markets, as all are contracted. belta.by/president/view… nashaniva.com/en/405108 reform.news/en/everything-…
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They probably stole it so they could sell it at their family gas station.
Caledon, Ontario: These two stole all the bags of firewood available for sale roadside for the second time in less than a month. They have enough money for a +$100k Denali pickup but would rather steal than pay people for their hard work. Make them famous, these people are turning Canada into a low trust society.
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Global Africa
πŸ‡«πŸ‡· Almost half of France’s migrants come from West Africa Official estimates put about 850,000 migrants of African origin in Paris and its inner suburbs. About 20% of France’s migrants live inside Paris itself, with another 32% living in the inner suburbs. Nationwide, some 3.5 million people born in Africa account for 50% of all migrants. Video: a walk through the streets of Paris.
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Statistics Canada like my comment! This is real by the way. What the fuck.
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"white rural men are worried they're losing their countries... And they're right... In the end they're not the future" It was always a genocide. They blatantly told you.
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Ai edited real estate photos should be illegal.
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It's almost like he wants to lose
Three layups Poilievre could say today: 1. I will cut foreign aid to 0 2. I will get a great trade deal with America. Carney won’t 3. I will end DEI programs in Government These are 1-foot putts
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It takes 12 years to become an Indian (who would ever want to though) AND You have to renounce your citizenship of your home country. India has better immigration laws than Canada.
Replying to @AidanJoyce
At least 12 years of lawful residence is required for naturalisation: 11 years aggregate in the 14 years before the final continuous 12 months. India does not allow dual citizenship, so Irish nationality must be renounced. Approval is discretionary by the government.
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When I listen to Mark Carney talk it's obvious he views Canada as a source of resources to make money off of. He doesn't care about the average Canadian or Canadian culture. That's why he talks about hockey so much, to fool you into thinking he's a Canadian, just like you.
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So how many job losses is that?
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