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Dallas, TX
Replying to @AOC @RobinhoodApp
The irony of a company named Robinhood protecting the rich from the poor
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This just sent me back to 2004
Don’t forget that Blizzard sterilized World of Warcraft Forever, removing comedic voice lines that were deemed inappropriate by the LGBTQ spinsters who took over. Would anyone be interested in an addon that restores sanity to WoW?
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My company uses a software that has incorporated AI functions and every time there’s an update it manages to make my workflow less efficient… like in ways I couldn’t even imagine… are these the manmade horrors beyond our comprehension they were talking about
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Anyone have a lower scoring Bijan Walker team?
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Invited a buddy of mine to the work league because we needed a 12th and he’s never played fantasy football before… helped him draft all my favorite players… now I can’t trade with him or everyone thinks it’s collusion
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It’s genuinely so funny that Luther Burdens ā€œbig gameā€ is still dwarfed by gigachad alpha Khalif Raymond
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If I’m the giants I’m trading for Keenum tomorrow morning, who cares about ā€œnineā€ that dude sucks
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Sure feels like the NFL wants to bears to win this game for some reason
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My team in 12th place is running out of tight ends
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Underzet retweeted
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Holy Moly I’m gonna lose so many eliminators by less than 5 points this week lol
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Man… I’d be ok missing on price because he sucks… but missing on Jadarian Price because he can’t hold onto the ball sucks ass
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Underzet retweeted
Made with Claude Opus 5.5. The fearmongering about AI always makes us forget that NOTHING WENT FOOM, as was always predicted. Send this to your doomer friend who has a very high P(Doom). Accelerate.
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I would really really greatly hugely appreciate a big game from Jameson Williams today
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The fiver gypsy I hired to curse the 49ers until they release Brandon Aiyuk is very powerful
Tyler
The 49ers now have seen six defensive linemen go down in the past two weeks: šŸˆNick Bosa (calf; expected to miss at least a few weeks) šŸˆAlfred Collins (torn patellar tendon, season-ending) šŸˆSam Okuayinonu (broken foot) šŸˆJames Thompson Jr. (high-ankle sprain) šŸˆRomello Height (broken hand) šŸˆC.J. West (bone chip in knee) Mykel Williams also is still on PUP from his ACL last season.
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Idk man call me crazy but some of these 10th place teams can absolutely still cook
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I can’t take advantage of this buy low opportunity because I already bought high everywhere
Kenneth Walker is on a different planet But rookie RB Jadarian Price has been a lot better than you think Terrific buy-low opportunity
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Trying to figure out where it all went wrong with my eliminators this week lol
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The rumors of Davante Adams demise were greatly exaggerated
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Brother DEFINITELY said 4 to 6 weeks
"Hes gonna be out 4-6 weeks" Need a lip reading expert to help me out here This Jaxson Dart injury is NOT good... Rams vs Giants was gonna be electric too
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A Davante Adams blowup spot sure would be nice for my bags
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