software architect and serial tinkerer, Intuit Inc

San Diego, CA
Don’t worry @sandiegowavefc , she’s holding the line against @AngelCityFC1 . This is our house!
You better be on the phone with AWS screaming for more servers you amateurs. I'm calling my CC company to cancel the $99 charge in 5min.
Replying to @UFCFightPass
You better be on the phone with AWS screaming for more servers you amateurs. I'm calling my CC company to cancel the $99 charge in 5min.
Me too. Bunch of swindling punks @UFCFightPass
#MayweathervMcgregor $114 for the app to crash? @UFCFightPass ordered it on TV Reimburse Me
Tristan Baker retweeted
So you just gonna crash 😪 #MayweathervMcgregor
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Tristan Baker retweeted
Anybody else's Fight Pass crash? Better be giving me that 100 bucks back @UFC. #MayweathervMcgregor
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Verifying myself: I am tcbakes on Keybase.io. mT5DARF5jNfVYFb_uSXpJyo1kW9pk6MwH3q6 / keybase.io/tcbakes/sigs/mT5D…
another rock start that I work with
Check out my interview w/ @Intuit leader Rahul Goyal @LinkedIn bit.ly/23T6eTn #intuitlife @IntuitIN https://nitter.net/t.co/zN3ooBZuav
Awesome write up on the concepts of "unbounded data" processing. #bigdata lnkd.in/bmYRE4w
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Playing with aws lambda+kinesis+dynamodb. Realizing we can get 10x functionality for 1/10 cost of our current I house sol'n. This is nuts!
Been trying to optimize the hell out of Apache? So have I! Found this article from Netflix to be quite helpful: techblog.netflix.com/2015/07…
LIttle demo I put together: How to build an untestable application, and then how to fix it: lnkd.in/bUhJwFN
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Yao's on my team and she rocks! "An interview w Yao Morin, phd, Data Science at Intuit" by @SocialAC on @LinkedIn bit.ly/1S6BEBT
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#ctofintuit The definition of multitasking: http://t.co/XxhnDXaxTK
Did he just say "fucking" on national television? vine.co/v/hJEvWYhbxKp
Kids Pool VS Adults Pool. I think the kids had it right all along vine.co/v/hZbQXeBKxEd