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" If you join the Army through Short service, you will not go to war "
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Nah who made this edit 😭😭
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WAIT… Inter Miami have won more trophies than Real Madrid and Manchester United COMBINED in the last two years. 😂🤣
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Ei😭
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You're one idea away from a wealthy life—a must-watch lesson by Jim Rohn. Happy Sunday, guys.
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The last part🤣🤣
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Replying to @favournjoku593
I wanted to be a surgeon, but I couldn’t make the cut I wanted to be a taxi driver but I went in another direction I wanted to be a real estate agent, but I couldn’t find my place I wanted to be a cardiologist, but my heart wasn’t in it
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That part of Messi , they don’t want you to see ❤️
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Michael Ogunmepon
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Best in chemistry but I no fit form bond. 💔
Best in physics but I no get motion.💔
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The label changes, The trick never does.
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You win back to back Golden boot you no dedicate one give Africa but na Yamal Ballon d’Or you wan carry go church for dedication
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The linesman watching Ronaldo jump to hit the siu 😂:
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Na here over thinking start cos 1+1 is not 2
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Manchester United went from being the best club in England to selling grass. Poverty is a bastard 😭
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3 and a half years of this iconic walk of mbappe and Messi and Peter Drury masterclass x.com/neyy_messii_10/status/…
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The funniest thing about supporting Barcelona is that sometimes you don’t even need to argue with rival fans. Just open the history books. 😂🔵🔴 In 2009, Barça became the FIRST club in football history to win SIX major trophies in one calendar year. Every competition entered. Every trophy collected. Six out of six. 🏆 And just when people convinced themselves that generation was a once in a lifetime accident… Barça built another one. Treble in 2009. ANOTHER Treble in 2015. Different manager. Different generation. Same badge. Then there’s La Masia. In 2010, the entire Ballon d’Or podium was Messi, Iniesta and Xavi. Not just three Barça players. THREE PLAYERS PRODUCED BY THE SAME ACADEMY. 😭 Some clubs spend fortunes searching the world for greatness. Barcelona once looked inside its academy and found the three best footballers on the planet. And yes, we can already hear “15 Champions Leagues!” 😂👏 Congratulations. European Cups matter. Of course they do. But if your entire definition of footballing greatness begins and ends with counting one trophy, you’ve missed what makes Barcelona different. Barça’s greatest flex isn’t just HOW MUCH we’ve won. It’s HOW we’ve won and what we’ve built while doing it. Cruyff left an idea. La Masia built generations. Pep’s Barça became a reference point for how football could be played. Messi arrived as a kid and became the greatest player in not just the club’s history, but in football history. Xavi. Iniesta. Busquets. Puyol. Messi. Lamine. Different generations. Same institution. You can have more European Cups. Barcelona’s argument was never “we have the biggest number.” Our flex is that football itself carries Barcelona’s fingerprints. 😉 And somehow the rest of the club decided to join the madness. Barça won the FIRST EVER UEFA Youth League in 2014 and became the FIRST club to win it THREE times in 2025. Imagine waiting for Barça’s golden generation to disappear only to discover there’s a factory underneath the club. 😭 And Barça Femení? Please don’t bring them into this. It gets worse. 😂 In 2023/24: Champions League. Liga F. Copa de la Reina. Spanish Super Cup. A QUADRUPLE. 🏆🏆🏆🏆 So we’re talking about European champions in the men’s game, European champions in the women’s game and record breaking European champions at youth level. That’s what makes Barcelona annoying. Messi leaves. Xavi and Iniesta retire. Pep leaves. Great teams eventually disappear. And then another generation walks out wearing Blaugrana. Cruyff. Ronaldinho. Messi. Xavi. Iniesta. Busquets. Alexia. Aitana. Lamine. Different eras. Same institution. Some clubs built legendary trophy cabinets. Barcelona built an identity, an academy and a footballing ecosystem. So yes, count the trophies. We’ll count ours too. 😉 But when the conversation becomes bigger than arithmetic… Welcome to Barcelona. 🔵🔴 Més que un club wasn’t supposed to be a warning.
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EL CLÁSICO WINS 🤣 Raphinha — 8 wins in 12 El Clásicos Ronaldo — 8 wins in 30 El Clásicos “Ronaldo conquered Spain” 😂🤡
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Gonna try a million times more if i have to
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