local resident alien

jess • nb • bi • he/him
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taking refuge in the bathroom at work bc this job is allergic to giving breaks
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i wanna redownload gtav on my pc cuz i wanna try rp servers but the game is too fucking large
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someones smoke alarm is chirping in my apartment building and im going insane
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2 things are guaranteed in life: death and finding a québécois anywhere on earth. you could deadass find an uncontacted tribe and still come across a québécois
Ran into a Quebec tour group in Central Park
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dont ever buy no weed from the gas station bro
not much a south park fan i just need closure on this i SWEARRRR i've seen this ike design before i just dont remember where i thought it was an old unused ike design but i'm not sure... can anybody help me out?
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IM FUCKING CRYINGGGG IKE
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off for next three days just gotta make it until 3:30 pm
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ur the best aroound
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Jesus the Christ
Accidentally said "Jesus the Christ" today like He's a fucking Sonic
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Said “lowkey” in my interview
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Me once I'm alone in my room
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Astro Boy: (2003 / 2004)
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waking up at 5am for work is up there for the most miserable activities on this earth
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manager actually switched me to 9am next week holy saved..
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this is my vent art insert shitty mspaint.png image here WE GET IT JUST WRITE A TWEET ABT IT FUCKER LIKE WHAT IN THE ENGAGEMENT FARMING IS THIS
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yall are drawinf tweets like wtf
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