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Please stop stressing at ya job. They really don’t give a fuck lol
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as an adult you literally have 30 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience
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jay retweeted
after like 3 good interactions oomfs get promoted to favoomf im very easy to please
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one of the greatest perks of having a shitty 80 year old grandma memory is that you can rewatch something 50 times and still get the same amount of dopamine rush cause you can’t remember shit anyways
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a relationship could only work when ur man is more obsessed with you than you are with him. its as simple as that. and no ‘loving each other equally’ doesn’t work here this is a MALE specie we are dealing with.
the way there’s one basic truth to straight relationships but it goes right over everybody’s head frustrates me to death..
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the way there’s one basic truth to straight relationships but it goes right over everybody’s head frustrates me to death..
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if there was an award for buzziest chemistry in kdramas ji changwook and park minyoung would take it
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jay retweeted
Sticky fingers staining the pages while you can’t even understand the book cause you have music blasting. You disgust me
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started a book right before midnight and next thing i knew i was turning page 399 of 400 at 6 in the morning… this is a fucking news even for me CAUSE HOW IS THIS EVEN HUMANELY POSSIBLE
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pls don’t come to me with ur male problems cause the only advice im gonna give you is to leave his ass and never look back
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