Shadowboxing the apocalypse and wandering the land // 💍 @not__exactly
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Knowledge is holographic. If you learn about anything you learn about everything—and you should!
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Political campaigns and PACs should not get nonprofit rate postage. They should be charged *double* the first class rate, with the threat of federal prison time if they’re caught flouting the rule.
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"GO FUCK YOURSELF. STOP CONTACTING ME. I AM TIRED OF THIS CULTURE OF CONSTANT AND INCESSANT BOTHERING. FUCK SALES. FUCK EVERY COLD CALLER, COLD EMAILER, COLD TEXTER. STOP TRYING TO ARTIFICIALLY GRAB MY ATTENTION FOR YOUR OWN GAIN. JUST LET ME BE I'M SO TIRED."
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Any time there's a mass shooting the explanation should be that they did it because they were embarassed that they got caught eating poop, and then we deepfake a bunch of videos and play them on the news
Same reason we gotta stop picking cool serial killer names
The West Mesa Bone Collector? No, you're gonna be The Temper Tantrum Rapist
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Why are you, as a man, trying to big-time someone else’s imaginary wife? Trying to impress the imaginary guy?
We live in a time where ladies with a $40,000 kitchen can't cook for 30 people without 24 hrs notice, and almost every guy i know could do it on a $100 grill half drunk with zero notice
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After just a bit of scrolling, I look at the time and realize it's a million o'clock in the year 2777.
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“BBBBBaron, are you really going to sit out the midterms?”
JUST NOW: 51 senators—nearly all Republicans—voted AGAINST requiring a report on U.S. citizens killed by Israeli forces and settlers.
82% of Republican voters want a report, so who are these senators representing by voting to let Israel kill their fellow Americans with impunity?
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25 years ago I was a freshman in high school and had no idea what a world trade center was. Something about that day didn’t sit right with me. Soon I was poring through forum threads, blog posts and photo dumps, developing a deep distrust of media narratives that continues today.
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Replies to posts are now dynamically updating as you’re trying to read them. Default sort of “Relevant” causes replies to jump all over the place. Is this supposed to be a feature? 😐@Engineering
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staying optimistic about things gets harder and ever more important as time goes on; develop your learned hopeFULness, by any means necessary
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Dogtards will literally be like “ah yes the animal sensed fear in the child’s heart, thus the child deserved to die.”
You were afraid of it. It knew it.
Animals have an innate sense of fear and superiority. That why some attack children, and some protect them.
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