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ETFs made my wife and I millionaires in 7 years. But there's over ~10,000 to choose from. Here are 10 ETFs that can make you a millionaire in 2026: Total US Stock Market: $VTI This is my bread and butter. It tracks the ENTIRE US stock market... So you get a piece of every pie 😉 Best Year: +30.9% (2013) Worst Year: -38.4% (2008) 10 Year Average: ~14% Total International: $VXUS This tracks everything that $VTI doesn't. If you want global diversification without picking countries... This is your best bet. Best Year: +32.4% (2025) Worst Year: -16.1% (2022) 10 Year Average: ~10% Nasdaq 100: $QQQM This tracks the top 100 (non financial) US companies. It's heavily weighted toward tech, AI, and innovation... So it's high risk, high reward. Best Year: +56.4% (2023) Worst Year: -32.6% (2022) 10 Year Average: ~20% S&P 500: $VOO This is Wall Street's "gold standard." It tracks the 500 largest US companies... And 92% of fund managers can't beat it 🤷‍♂️ Best Year: +32.4% (2013) Worst Year: -18.2% (2022) 10 Year Average: ~15% Small Cap Value: $VBR These are smaller US companies trading at discount valuations. They're more volatile than large caps... But they have a great track record. Best Year: +36.6% (2013) Worst Year: -32.2% (2008) 10 Year Average: ~10% Growth Stocks: $VUG These are the fastest growing (large cap) companies in the US... And they're perfect for aggressive investors. Best Year: +46.8% (2023) Worst Year: -33.2% (2022) 10 Year Average: ~17% Real Estate: $VNQ This is a dividend heavy fund that tracks REITs. (Real Estate Investment Trusts) It's like being a landlord without the tenants 🤣 Best Year: +40.5% (2021) Worst Year: -37% (2008) 10 Year Average: ~6% Tech Stocks: $VGT This tracks software, hardware, & any tech you can think of. It's the highest returning ETF on this list... But if a -40% year would make you sell, skip it. Best Year: +61.9% (2009) Worst Year: -42.8% (2008) 10 Year Average: ~22% High Yield Dividend: $VYM This is the "passive income" ETF. It targets stocks with the highest dividends... So you get paid while your portfolio grows 😏 Best Year: +30.1% (2013) Worst Year: -31.9% (2008) 10 Year Average: ~12% Total World Market: $VT This lets you buy the entire world. It's split 60/40 US / International... With 9,000+ total stocks 🤯 Best Year: +32.7% (2009) Worst Year: -33.1% (2008) 10 Year Average: ~13% If you want help getting started... Hit the link in my bio 🎯

3.24.2026: YieldMax ETFs Announces Distributions of Group 1 for the following ETFs. $CHPY – $0.4912 $FEAT – $0.2068 $FIVY – $0.1610 $GPTY – $0.2589 $LFGY – $0.2253 $MINY – $0.2373 $QDTY – $0.2851 $RDTY – $0.3150 $SDTY – $0.2602 $SLTY – $0.4563 $ULTY – $0.4320 $YMAG – $0.0862 $YMAX – $0.0336 Press Release: tinyurl.com/4j7w9mm6 Standardized performance: YieldMaxETFs.com Prospectus: Yieldmaxetfs.com/prospectus/… #YieldMaxETFs