I left two Flyers tickets in my car. Sadly, someone broke in and left two more

I asked #Isles Matthew Schaefer if he watches the league any differently now that he’s spent a year in it: “Back then you’re watching the game as a young kid, you’re like ‘wow this is crazy’ but then you get older and you play in the league, you start to see different things on the way teams play and things like that so you can kind of break it down a little more.”

Holy shit America has become soft. I watched the People Under the Stairs when I was six.

Silovs skates on lateral movement again this season 😂😂😂 @armdog @JG_PxP

Someone's never flown an airplane. @CyborgPeds

This is SO sick. I lived immediately under the flight path to @mspairport when I moved to the Twin Cities, so I've become very aware of where I don't want to live when I move back home. Looking at Zillow, I found a house near @PITairport that I was concerned may be in the pattern for practice approaches for flight schools or even a turnout for departure, so I took the noise map and asked @claudeai to use ADSB data to map flights for the past week, then allow me to make a selection of where the house is that I'm looking at on the map. Then it calculated meaningful data to me that I could select and look at. It's too bad I can't see a breakdown of type within the data. Maybe that's my next prompt. @CyborgPeds @MCCCANM

I always find it interesting when goalies skate out with the opposite hand stick. Quick caught left but is shooting right which I'd think would be the opposite. For instance if I played goalie, I'd catch right just to make my top hand my left hand because I play forward with a right shot. Maybe I'm just uncoordinated af. But also maybe it's hard to change the baseball mindset of catching with your left? Dunno. I've never played goalie. @JLazzy23 have you ever played goal? Any thoughts here?

Thank God strokes only go to hospitals with stroke trained neurologists or that paper's findings might have been a problem.

Wonder why our government never gets anything done. They eat dinner at 3 and are in bed by 7.

Meanwhile we played the team in beer league last night that we had two fights in the last game. Yes, it's unbelievably stupid for guys to fight in beer league and I'll never participate (one guy was a repeat offender and is banned from the league).. But hockey players are just different, even us scrubs. It was chippy as hell. @armdog @JLazzy23

We're so close to fixing @GameOfThrones

What are we drawing here, Claude? @claudeai (I asked it to make 100 lbs sandbag box squats harder)

To tell the relative expertise of a person doing a procedure/surgery, look at the ergonomics of how they do the procedure.

Is there a bigger scam in the auto industry than the $70 cabin air filter change?

It's so funny how angry people are getting that it was Ireland. I watched a couple of episodes that season and dropped it, despite how good it was until then. They should be mad about how horrible that season was.

Strongly recommend not buying a house under oak trees.