“future supergenius” “the chosen one” “Bill’s therapist” –Alex Hirsch ☆ “badass woman of the revolution” –my uncle ☼ GravityFalls/Swiftie ☺︎ 2/5/25 ♡ 23 she/her

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I WENT TO THE BOOK OF BILL SEATTLE EVENT WITH @_ALEXHIRSCH AND IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
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zine i made to show people my cats
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after the spelling bee:
My personal favourite shitpost headcanon is that berdly's mum was behind December being in the spelling bee. She rigged it so that berdly would win but also because she hated teaching dess
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Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.
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“Explain Nick Fuentes” was good but then they hit it again and I choked on my cereal
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I’m Abdul_ElSayed and I’m fighting for emeralds out of politics, emeralds in your inventory, and golden apples for all
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repost but since it’s relevant again
Tolkien used 'cooked' in precisely the modern sense.
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Kanye West did a song titled Heil Hitler and is currently doing a concert tour, which has included multiple dates at Raymond James stadium in Tampa that has banned Macklemore for saying end the genocide & free Palestine fucking absurd
Promoters have pulled Macklemore from Ed Sheeran’s tour after he called for a “Free Palestine” on stage: “We have been notified by venues on the upcoming U.S. tour dates that they will not allow a concert to take place with Macklemore on the lineup” (rollingstone.com/music/music…)
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Conservatives still think voting works like Splatoon
Kathy Hochul “won” New York.
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Masked ICE agents murdered 2 Americans in broad daylight. Hegseth killed 100 Iranian school kids. You’ve been given historic oversight power-if you WONT hold anyone accountable you should move the fuck aside for someone who is. Not made for the moment
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A Black woman, an Indigenous woman, and a Latina walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, Governors?”
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Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?
“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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∞ retweeted
This and Dooku going "That's right, I told them." are my favorite prequel memes.
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i love it here
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Projection on Trump tower, Las Vegas, Nevada. A few weeks ago we managed to rent a room opposite the building, and used a bright projector to display this message from 200m away. Today are the US midterms, an election that will have a deep impact on international politics.
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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WOKE 3 WE ARE BRINGING CHARLIE KIRK BACK TO LIFE JUST TO DO IT AGAIN
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Blue wave so crazy Last Jedi is about to be the only canon Star Wars movie
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“Texas” “blue”
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Taunted a conservative and the GOAT noticed
How does it feel, buddy?
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you have no idea what’s coming.
47 Dem seats: it’s over. 48 Dem seats: horrendous night 49 Dem seats: bad night 50 Dem seats: at least 2028 is flipable 51 Dem seats: good night 52 Dem seats: great night 53 Dem seats: absurd night 54 Dem seats: generational night 55+ Dem seats: you have no idea what’s coming
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