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🚨🅰️THE $ASTS DD UPDATE🅰️🚨
With the start of the Bluebird launch campaign, it's time to release the updated $ASTS DD!
Know What You Own™️ & Think Like A Founder™️
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The 72 hour hunger strike is officially over. BB11 is partially deployed. I would imagine that they will fully deploy it and ship Batch 3 over the weekend now that they have been able to take their #1 shareholder into Ketosis. Internally they said, "let's delay it so Kook can have some autophagy and improve his longevity, we're $ASTS is going to be around for a long time and so should he!"
This is such a friendly management!
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It’s a testament to the human body that you can eat this and not die.
I’d really like to eat one of these right now but it would probably hit me like a lime + peptides.
A fan-made menu hack called the "Cookie McDouble" is going viral. A Double Cheeseburger (no mustard, ketchup or onions - and hopefully no pickles) with a chocolate chip cookie below the two beef patties.
Someone called it a "masterpiece" after eating it.
Trying one tomorrow.
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Hour 62 coming up. Hunger Strike almost over, but it seems they might have deployment right when I hit the buzzer. $ASTS
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So after the fast, if we’re still in this situation then I’ll do the polar opposite and have a massive stack of waffles every day and spike my blood sugar to the absolute moon
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UNFOLD!
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Also, just in case you didn't know, the real reason you're in this predicament is that you keep saying "unfurled" instead of "unfolded" which is the correct term. These puppies ain't made out of canvas. Once you correct this Abel will permit you to eat again with the most bullish PR ever.
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I still think this will happen right as I hit my 72 hour mark. I'm checking the data constantly. It seems pretty clear it's partially deployed.
They probably could have deployed it two days ago, but then just wanted to see how dedicated I am.
The answer: dedicated.
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SupGPs are data from the satellites. I asked Grok to smooth them and then compare altitude decay of BB12& BB13 that are deployed with BB11
Very noisy data but last couple of dats they have the same altitude decay rate.
Prior the deployed ones decayed faster.
Lots of these subtle signs BB11 is in deployment.
Soon we’ll have a new set of SpaceForce data. That will be interesting.
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Yes. Expect a barrage of more $USDE research from me. This is Act 2 for me. Wish I had bought more but as usual, I was taking on massive pain from $ASTS right when the best opportunity presented itself. The easy money is over, but the path to $50-100 is there. There will be massive pain along the way, if history is a guide.
this is why ethereum:0x57e114b691db790c35207b2e685d4a43181e6061 is the most reflexive asset in crypto
crypto up -> perp funding increases -> USDe rewards increase -> capital rotates into USDe
the difference this cycle is Ethena has much stickier distribution channels and a wider variety of funding options
strap in
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Founder Energy™️
The way that Zuck just flanked the AI labs, Google, and Apple, all at the same time is a strategic masterclass.
He built a better agentic assistant than OpenAi, better VR headset than Apple, while being the first to build an agentic speaker charm even though OpenAI has been teasing it for years.
I once doubted Zuck. I’m not making that mistake again. The guy is on a different level.
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Well how about that? $ASTS is perfectly situated for the AI transition!
And honestly, these AI services are bad ass. Everything is better with an intelligence layer. And it all has to talk back to a datacenter. And that data center will be in space.
Convergence will happen.
@grok Please back me up
AI voice services (cloud-offloaded audio) typically run 30-150 kbps total, or 20-120 MB per hour—roughly the same as a standard voice call (20-60 MB/hr).
Netflix HD needs about 3 GB per hour (5-8 Mbps).
AI is 20-100x lighter than video streaming, so satellite bandwidth like ASTS handles it easily.
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Well now, that device sure looks nice, don’t it? Now how about connecting that “dedicated” device…anywhere?
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I need Scott to whisper it to me.
“Kook, it’s unfurled, we released its stored energy majestically after an orbital raise”
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I’m at 32 hours and 26 minutes. I will not flinch. $ASTS
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Catse is telling me to eat.
I want to hear it from Scott: “Kook, go drink that buckwheat shot you insufferable Wavestormer”
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"I didn't destroy humanity, I just accelerated extinction, and the distinction matters!"
-Claude
I'm getting pretty sick of AI. $ASTS
I think they deployed BB11. Human intelligence is going on his own right now. I trust ketosis over some massive backward looking regression named after an impressionist artist.
Why didn't they name it El Greco?
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I'm getting pretty sick of AI. $ASTS
I think they deployed BB11. Human intelligence is going on his own right now. I trust ketosis over some massive backward looking regression named after an impressionist artist.
Why didn't they name it El Greco?
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