@ochocinco trying to bribe an official with a $1 bill will forever be a mood

My wife seeing brake lights 200 feet in front of me.

King of Swaziland Mswati III bans sexual intercourse with girls under the age of 18 to prevent the spread of AIDS in the country. The public is quick to point out that the 37-year-old monarch is engaged to a 17-year-old girl. King Mswati acknowledges his hypocrisy and fines himself one cow - but the marriage will go forward. She will be his ninth wife.

Not sure how to talk to #women so I’m practicing #ballsecurity

There it is.. Greatest Video of All-Time

Me in the casino lobby bar tonight after my 6th green tea shot even though I’m down $900

Ian Happ is an absolute legend….dude playing possibly his last game at Wrigley tossed a ball to the bleachers with $300 cash to buy fans beers

Padres losing 6 in a row to end the season & miss the playoffs

Life ain’t all hotdogs and handjobs

Geologists when they get fired and have to clean out their office

BRO JUST TOOK A CLEAT UP HIS ASS

Being escorted out of the bar after pissing all over the touch tunes machine

We are cooked!!!!!

Aaron Rodgers over 0.5 tackles +2700 ✅✅

Saquon Barkley is a terrorist !

working w white ppl so crazy dis man js called my coworker a lying sack of sht

Padres winning it all now

At age 52, Ichiro just threw a 127-pitch shutout with 17 strikeouts during an All-Star game against the best high school girls in Japan. seattletimes.com/sports/mari…

Bro blew a Manny Machado 🫪