GM, Husband, Father (x3), writer, game designer, best seller Drivethru (x3), youtuber. He/Him Partner of @thiseffinwife. Links: linktr.ee/Thiseffingm

Coming Soon to Kickstarter: The Harbourmaster’s Manifest, a 3rd party product for the Pirate Borg TTRPG Being an Account of Sundry Captains, Ships, Crews, Cargoes, and Other Particulars of Interest to the Enterprising Mariner. #ttrpg #pirateborg #pirates
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Hey @MikeJohnson byyyyyyeeeeeeee
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Dude you gotta end it in the rhyme
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Harbourmaster’s Manifest (a ~150 page hardcover filled with Nautical goodness for Pirate Borg games) drops on Kickstarter this month and with it launches THE DECK OF SCALLYWAGS A notecard sized deck of 40 pregen characters for your games Link in comments
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When I run games at conventions, I sometimes get in my head about it When I run games for Limithron, they encourage surveys and then share the feedback so we know where we can make changes. My Gamehole con surveys reminded me that maybe I don’t suck at this.
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YAY VIOLENCE! A fun time with our friends at @bbg_publishing
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Smiles smiles smiles
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Ran a lot of Pirate Borg at @GameholeCon and we had a BLAST. Here are a few pics from my tables
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I am incredibly proud of this little gauntlet I made for Shadowdark. A small puzzle dungeon. Link in the comments if you want to take a look. It’s a buck
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Roger Marshall Sucks
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What the heck is this and why does it sound fun? I wish I could go. @TheBillAllan you should go though it seems like your kind of thing
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A Shadowdark Adventure? Only $1? Lizardfolk? #Shadowdark Link In Comments.
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This #shadowdark adventure comes out tomorrow. probably. I bet it's $1.
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The love of my life. A straight up snack. @thisEffinWife
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Playing Pirate Borg
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Oh. Isn’t this neat…(comments for link)
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I think @GhostfireG makes really fun stuff
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Hey check it out, some credits for Old School Essentials! This 3rd party product was done in conjunction with @ExaltedFuneral 's Old-School Essentials Month in May 2026, where great designers came together to inject FIENDS into your games Link in Comments
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What is Ras Al Ghul and Fred Durst had a weird cousin I did it all for the nookie, Detective.
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Starting an onlyfans to save up for this bad boy. So. Many. Feet pics.
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Hot damn I love me some spotted cow
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Bluey’s Big Play
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Slowly but surely getting the next shadowdark adventure put together for release in a week or so.
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New dog. His name is Winton.
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Oh yeah. That’s the stuff right there.
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Alright, Fantastic Figureheads and Where to Find THem for Pirate Borg is available in PDF, go and get it you animals. Link in the comments.
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It’s super cool that my game store carries my work now
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My stickers are in for Fantastic Figureheads! Holographic, undead mermaid-y goodness. I made the mistake once of NOT working with @PrintInkling and wont make that mistake again. They are communicative, well priced, and when there’s a problem they bend over backwards to solve it.
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So this got announced yesterday. So I am on this project. My very favorite setting. Absolutely surreal
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A proof of concept of the new Pirate Borg Map Collection, still on Kickstarter now from @limithron They look great
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Odyssey time
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Needing a Shadowdark Gauntlet? A Puzzle Dungeon? A Love Story? A $1 Adventure? I got you, boo. On Drivethru Now. #ttrpg #shadowdark
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Next week, I try my hand at a Shadowdark Gauntlet. Ok, again. This will be my second. Only available on DrivethruRPG and for only $1.
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It’s live it’s live it’s live! Fantastic Figureheads…And Where to Find Them is a 3rd party supplement for the #pirateborg ttrpg by @limithron This supplement includes an adventure scenario and 20 new relics for your sailing ships. Check it out on Kickstarter now!
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What does a hippa have to do with this? Def a hippo violation though.
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OH MAN THIS EFFIN' WIFE'S MAP IS SO GOOOOOOOD kickstarter.com/projects/thi…
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NOW A BEST SELLER
(slaps hood) So what do I need to do to get you and your players into one of these bad boys?
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FIRST COPY IN THE WILD HELL YES
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In about 2 weeks, This Effin’ Wife and I launch our first joint project. This one is for Pirate Borg. It’s a collection of 20 Ship Relics (Figureheads) designed to give your ship interesting new capabilities during combat and exploration. It’s also an adventure. #pirateborg
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SO. The amazing This Effin' Wife and I are starting our OWN ttrpg project. Check this out. Pirate Borg: Fantastic Figureheads...And Where to Find Them by ThisEffinGm — Kickstarter #TTRPG #pirateborg
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Friday. A new Shadowdark Adventure awaits you on DriveThruRPG For $1 #shadowdark #ttrpg
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Proof in, looks good, INTERNATIONAL FULFILLMENT HAS BEGUN
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Happy Tuesday
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STICKERS ARE IN
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Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there who are there for their kids
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Going to @kantcon this year? A fan of Pirate Borg? Come play These Bloody Sails with me. warhorn.net/events/kantcon-2…
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In about 10 days, I'm going to release ANOTHER thing.
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I’m just saying, it’s pretty damned cool. Oh and I also released a second #pirateborg adventure the same day called A Few Quick Stops Along the Way drivethrurpg.com//product/57…
It's here and it's ready. These Bloody Sails, a Pirate Borg Compatible Adventure, is now available on Drivethrurpg. Check it out here: drivethrurpg.com//product/57… #ttrpg #pirateborg
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It's here and it's ready. These Bloody Sails, a Pirate Borg Compatible Adventure, is now available on Drivethrurpg. Check it out here: drivethrurpg.com//product/57… #ttrpg #pirateborg
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Time to pay the daddy tax.
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Replying to @MrsEthanBrooks
(Looks at the others who didn’t have a “public tantrum”. Sees they are still fired.)

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Replying to @mikemearls

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It's Ready! It's Here! Let's Go! Purple Worm Feast is a Shadowdark adventure intended for level 5-7 crawlers #shadowdark #ttrpg drivethrurpg.com//product/56…
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Contributor copies for books I have written, courtesy of RPG Ramblings OSE and Shadowdark!
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You guys We finished a 3+ year campaign tonight. They saved the world.
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Replying to @TsarSylveon

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A little bit of fun is sailing towards your Pirate Borg games this summer… Art by @thisEffinWife That’s right. It’s a family affair.
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This will release on drivethru in like a week.
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Replying to @therealamy86

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Replying to @senatorshoshana
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I love the “if x movie can cast y actor, then Ryan Gosling can play Martin Luther King, JR!” Because it ignores the reality that Ryan Gosling would absolutely tell that casting director to fuck ALL the way off

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My face when I see it’s about time for backerkit surveys and pdf distribution
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A new collection of Pirate Borg Mini Adventures awaits on the These Bloody Sails Pre-Order Store The PDF will be delivered alongside These Bloody Sails when ready (very very soon) Let’s effin’ gooooooo pirate-borg-these-bloody-sai…
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We have a mural of him in the state capital because he fucking ruled. It’s metal as shit.
Radical abolitionist John Brown was born on this day in 1800. “I acknowledge no master in human form.”
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Guess who has been invited by @limithron to run his own game at the Pirate Borg game space @Gen_Con 2026 this year?! This guy.
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