Writer of Speculative Literary Fiction • Generalized Anxiety Wunderkind • Already Sorry • Sneaker Addict •🐰👀🌾 Author of “Winterset Hollow” 🌾👀🐰•
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••🐰🌾 WINTERSET HOLLOW 🌾🐰••
The breakout #DarkFantasy sensation that will leave you breathless! It’s Barley Day on Addington Isle…and you’re invited to the hunt! 🐰🐸🦊🐻
Available in paperback and E-BOOK!
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Celebrate Saint Patrick’s day the right way by leaving work early and not telling anybody
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They should let you electronically eavesdrop on other tables at restaurants but the more you listen to another table the more of their tab you have to pay
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me: babe. Babe. BAAAABE!!!
husband: omg WHAT?!
me: the dog is doing something cute 👉👈
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Sometimes you take a beloved hoodie out of your public rotation and retire it to your pajama rotation and that’s a very solemn transition for an introvert
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Now that we’ve all had a month to digest the year, I want you all to stop and think about whether you really want to throw an April Fool’s Day into this mix
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Pro tip: if you don’t check your mail often enough, you get to spend a little chunk of January 24th standing in your kitchen feeling the light inside you die a little with each Christmas card you open
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We have a souvenir flag from Medieval Times that we keep inside our front door, and if one of us is having a bad day, we put it at half-staff when we get home, that way the other knows as soon as *they* get home and can adjust accordingly and this is a very good system indeed
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Petition to serve pickles with more food than just sandwiches. Pizza? Soup? Salad? Tacos? Bbq? Why are we gatekeeping our own joy like this?!
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Omg I love winter so much now give me that little tube of wax so my lips don’t bleed all over the snow
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