American-maxxing
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TND.
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Fishing for the orca whale so I can go inside its stomach and beat the brown alien Pinocchio-style.
🚨BREAKING: An illegal alien from Africa who was attempting to enter Spain was just allegedly devoured by an orca whale. Stay tuned for more updates.
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How to get banned on r/childfree
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Replying to @ChristianHeiens
The technology we have today has made us lazy, thus uncreative and unproductive, not knowing how to use our hands. WALL-E spoke of this.
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Me when I see ոіցցеr in my neighborhood
Illustrations by C. F. Payne (2025-2026) Payne depicts cows in the silhouette of US states, creating unique renderings that display a comical portrayal of what would otherwise be a straightforward animal portrait.
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I get my philosophy from Rev. W. Awdry
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Thomas only loves White people and Japanese people.
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