I wouldn’t even keep you as a slave in my empire.

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That’s the coolest thing I have ever seen
In the Mid-20th century, ship cats traveled on boats to weed out rodents and were given passports signed with their paw prints
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MUST MARRY HER!
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If u have good protein powder it can be good
worst thing i’ve ever tasted
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Same
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I should make a priv just for the shit I’m thinking low key
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another day that my 17 pound cat steps down on my boob with the weight of all her ancestors
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idk how we’re supposed to. I have faked an orgasm thru phone bc I was bored but irl we can’t
men fake nut too, ain’t nobody tryna keep pounding that hallway
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That hit hard as fuck rn
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Fuck me it’s crazy that I’m 30 next year and won’t have my old man to celebrate with me
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My aunt always convinced me to get one of my dad’s poems on my arm lmao
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5 am sesh coming soon Actually unwell but it’s kinda fun
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Rivals so ass i’m jacking off to rivals more than i’m playing it
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Metallica performing The Call of Ktulu from night 1 at The Sphere, 10/1/26. #Metallica
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