tohceen retweeted
you are questioning the timing of a God who has never missed a single sunrise and sunset.
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The disclaimer 🤣
Big Brother Naija has lost its novelty. Won ma ni o ti sha!
The show needs a break. Absence is what makes fans crave a thing, and BBNaija has not been absent long enough to be missed.
The attention economy is now saturated, and the show has slid from being a leading force in that ecosystem to barely being mentioned. The easiest tell is the finalists' social media numbers. Today's finalists do not command the following that once came to housemates who lasted only a couple of weeks.
People forget that Kim Oprah spent barely two weeks in that house. Nobody can use the platform today the way Kim used those two weeks to build something bigger. She is the biggest example of several others who didn’t last in the house, but built something out of it, using the media attention garnered in their short time there.
They will return next year. But unless they turn it into soft porn, it is simply gone.
(To be clear, I am not saying they should make it pornographic. I am saying that is their best chance of getting any meaningful attention next year. This explanation has become necessary because of the explosion of illiteracy online).
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You look gorgeous. Proud of Tosin and the team 👏🏽
Sister of the founders live at the opening of the @500chow takeout restaurant!
📍 Adebayo Doherty Street, Lekki 1 (opposite Prince Ebeano)
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tohceen retweeted
This gets more impressive when you realize he’s not standing
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You guys need to understand the type of entertainment that occurs in my household.
My 2nd born no like the food wey her mumsie cook make we chop this afternoon. So she starts crying.
Of course, my wife doesn’t have time to cook another meal and threatens to report her to Daddy.
Daddy, coming downstairs to join the family:
WHO BE THAT BABE WEY NO LIKE THE FOOD WEY HER MUMSIE STRESS HERSELF TO COOK?
With your water, water eyes.
[Mum & first born]: Oya eat.
Your water, water eyes.
[Mum & first born]: I say, eat.
*general dancing, including first born and mumsie*
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