USA Today bestselling #crimefiction and #thriller author. Tweets are mostly about sports, writing, pop culture, or Magic (esp. cube) in an ever-changing order.

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New coaching staff and all, it’s still true: no team punches themselves in the balls more than the Ravens.
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Anyone who can’t come up with 3 adjectives to describe their child on their own should not be a parent.
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I hate that decision to punt. The weird fake of sending the offense out there to not run a play made me hate it even more.
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Tom Fowler Writes retweeted
Same career trajectories smh
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Pass catchers are very much not helping Huntley so far. He hit Hill and Andrews in the hands. #ravens
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Damn, these #cybersecjobs sound pretty demanding nowadays…
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NFL instant replay is a heap of shit. Zero chance Shough got the ball across, but because one idiot official got it wrong, it can’t be overturned. I maintain: replay officials should not know the original call. Remove the bias toward it.
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I would propose the same for MLB. And yes, I know Roquan was facemasking the shit out of Shough there, but that’s not reviewable.
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THE WEST WING character rankings after the first 4 seasons, credited main cast only: Toby CJ Josh Donna Charlie Jed Sam Abbie Will * Leo * Small sample size, as his character only joins the cast midway through the 4th season.
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I could go either way on the order of Donna/Josh. Many of these are close. Leo has a few good moments but mostly sucks, and everyone else is on a tier above him.
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We’re in season 5 (the 1st one post-Sorkin). Everyone is meaner. Some of the verve and zing are gone. The show still has a pretty high floor, but it’s lost some ceiling. Leo still sucks (no shade to the late John Spencer, who’s great).
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I know #AppleTV gets a lot of love for shoes like SLOW HORSES, SHRINKING, and TED LASSO, but TRYING is pretty fucking great, too. Terrific writing and performances.
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“After a useless review with 8000 things we could have looked at, the call stands because fuck it.” FTFY, ump.
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#Orioles reaction: I don’t think Adley was staying long-term. Trading him now means 2 pennant races and not 1. Now, the question of whether a team within 3 games of the playoffs should sell is another matter entirely. She expand the postseason if so many teams just go 🤷‍♂️?
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RIP to a guy who always seemed effortlessly professional and cool. I hope he got to see Montana.
Sam Neill has sadly passed away at the age of 78.
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Me when I see a “pint” of ice cream come in at 14 ounces.
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Me when I find a typo in a big-name trad pub book.
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What do you need to start writing a book? Sometimes, just a title is enough to kick off the process. #indieauthors #authors open.substack.com/pub/indiep…
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