The average young woman has the social grace of season 1 Michael Scott yet isn't considered a complete moron constantly committing faux pas.

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Christopher Hitches once wrote that that men are funnier than women because for men it’s a biological necessity for reproduction—you have no chance with her if you can’t make her laugh. Females, on the other hand, have no such necessity.

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I hope the players are able to sue the producers into oblivion over this Weimar perversion.

Something about the Leafs letting vets come in and just take over bothers me. Reaves became a mouth-piece for the team before his useless ass even played a game. And we are hearing reports he's a top leader in the dressing room? LOL

Culture. #Leafs

I’m not prepared to pass judgment on Ryddish after one game, but he and Rielly were clown shoes last night. Minus Mo, on the other hand, is a good six years past his expiration date. He’s hasn’t been able to play the game for several seasons now. He wouldn’t be a top-pairing defenseman for any serious contender at this point, and is among the four players that must be moved for a proper reset. #Leafs

The #LetsGoOilers lost 6-5 to a team (I guess you can call the Canucks a team) that only had 23 shots? Tristan Jarry is an AHL goalie, at best. I expect them to ruin Andersen soon as well, given that they don’t play D in Edmonton and McDavid can’t carry them past those issues.

Haha! Nailed it again, Bagsy. This Leafs team is a joke

#Leafs notes: -beaten in home opener by arch rivals -Chayka just glad to be working -Hiller just glad to be working -Bobrovsky just glad to still be working -Raddysh dash two and savaged on social media -Nylander 2 goals, -1 -Rielly and Raddysh = Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum

I think Rielly is the problem and unlike other GMs, Chayka isn’t gonna wait for another fucked season because of Rielly. He will be asked for a list of teams or have to create an island for him. #PassionNeverSleeps

You can put whatever puppet GM and puppet coach you want, the results will be the same until the attitude changes around the #Leafs locker room. So far, the moves necessary to install that change have not been made.

Okay okay, you can officially stop growing the game at this point.

Apparently, the memo was not received about Ron MacLean. These are just the latest posts from searching his name. It’s truly baffling. If the consumer hates this aspect of the product so much, why does that aspect remain?

Everyone can fully envision an NHL team winning the Cup with Rielly and Raddysh as your top pair defensemen, right? It’s simply not realistic. #Leafs

Quietest barn in the league. #Leafs

The lower bowl #Leafs crowd right now:

And right on cue, that lazy fat cat Rielly is k the ice clueless and dishonest as usual. And the Habs take the lead.