The market's been rough lately. Charts bleeding. Timelines quiet. Everyone burnt out. Honestly? Most of us need to touch grass. And so do our coins. THE PROBLEM Most coins don't die from a bear market. They die from being abandoned. The dev launches, takes the fees, and moves on. Nobody plans the next push. Holders get nothing for holding, so they leave at the first red candle. Then we all act surprised when the chart goes to zero. I got tired of watching that happen, so I spent the last few months building something about it. INTRODUCING TOUCH GRASS A launchpad built on Pump.fun where every coin gets looked after, not just launched. Here's how it works 👇 1. MARKETING IS BUILT IN Every coin has its own marketing pot that fills from its trading fees. When the pot covers the next step, it gets bought automatically: DexScreener profile → boosts → ads → trending → CoinGecko & CMC Proof of every buy goes on the coin's page. The more a coin trades, the more it gets pushed. No dev has to remember. It just happens. 2. CREATORS CHOOSE WHERE FEES GO (AND IT'S LOCKED) Pick one at launch: • Keep your creator fees • Send all of them to your coin's marketing • Pay your holders Your choice is locked on chain before the coin even exists. Nobody can change it later. Not even the dev. 3. HOLDERS ACTUALLY GET PAID Choose "Pay my holders" and: • Everyone holding 10,000+ tokens gets paid every 10 minutes • Paid in SOL, or in the stock your coin is paired with • Wallets over 40M tokens are excluded, so the little guys don't get drowned out by whales Holding stops being pure hope. It becomes a reason to stay. 4. EVERYTHING IS ON CHAIN Every payout is a transaction. Every marketing buy has a receipt. No "trust me bro." Just proof. 5. LAUNCHING IS SIMPLE One transaction. Your coin is live on Pump.fun and tradable the second it lands. Pair it with SOL, USDC, tokenized stocks, or any coin. HERE'S WHERE I NEED YOU I can build the tools. I can't make people use them. We keep saying we want coins that last, devs that stick around, and holders who get something back. That only changes if we start backing the coins built that way. So in a slow market, maybe this is the moment. Step back. Touch grass. Then launch something worth holding. 7T57h4VboVEsguuuFsrJiAKBVgdrxdTtXsqzw2bppump 🌱 touchngrass.xyz