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this is one of the funniest snl skits i'd seen in YEARS. i still regularly watch it bc every joke hits and the deliveries were perfect all around. i'm still 😂 every time.
This got a giggle out of me I’m sorry, she’s just so funny. Someone put Dakota Johnson in a comedy NOW
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Look at how my ass ricochets or whatever she said
Taylor Swift in 4k
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people slamming this for the unlit cigarette… have you considered shes waiting for taylor to light it for her? #yuri
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Anne Hathaway speaks about working while pregnant.
"Please, let's not overpraise the pampered actress. There's a lot of pregnant women out there, at home and in the workplace, who, you know, didn't get a manicure this morning."
[📸: GETTY, via @apnews ]
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if you wanna party with somebody who might know
about the ░P░U░S░S░Y░I░N░M░Y░B░I░O░ under his halo
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𝓻𝓮𝓭.
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Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro and Josh Brolin to reprise their roles in ‘SICARIO 3’ with Padraic McKinley set to direct.
(deadline.com/2026/10/sicario…)
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“This looks FAKE.” “It seems fake.”
“This looks like on a sound stage.”
“No one will believe it.”
“Yeah I don’t understand any of this, I think we might be in a really fun part of the simulation.”
“This isn’t real, is it?” “There’s NO way.”
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