A cyclist dies and goes to heaven. She says to God, I've been a good person all my life, why didn't you grant me what I prayed for?
God is confused, "But I gave you Donald Trump and Elon Musk."
The cyclist replies, "I wanted more cycle paths, not psychopaths!"
ALT Graphic of Donald Trump and Elon Musk, two white dudes looking their best. Below their pictures is a transcript of a recent conversation between them.
Musk: "Hiroshima and Nagasaki were bombed, but now they're full cities again."
Trump: "That's great. That's great."
Musk: "Yeah so it's not as scary as people think."