stopcallinmyphone@trxafic

some people need to shut the fuck up

Joined December 2023
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ive never actually studied for anything after 6th grade
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ken@greeen2me
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"can i use your bathroom?" TRANSLATING: 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖 "im going to go watch myself do vape tricks in the mirror and then Google everything in your medicine cabinet if thats ok"
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just got slash flashed on TIKTOK by a very VERY young looking person
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trusting my mom is the same as thinking the stripper loves you
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internalized homophobia will be the death of me
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preach
✧@jenrubiane
Oct 18
oomf likes every single tweet of mine
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stopcallinmyphone retweeted
✧@jenrubiane
Oct 18
oomf likes every single tweet of mine
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my trying to act cool after my mom just threatened to call the cops on my ass if i dont get home asap
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they got me
stopcallinmyphone@trxafic
Oct 19
impressed about not getting death threats yet
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“my kid coming out as straight” me:
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historians observing my gaggy tweets:
⛧ adi ⛧@foreveronyrmind
Oct 19
i'd like to think a historian will see this someday idk
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what the fuck😭😭😭
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my tweets are tweeting asf tf #selfmade
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people who have less than 78 followers should lowk deactivate no shade
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what is the hospital unit called where critically ill patients receive constant monitoring and intensive medical care? me asf:
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impressed about not getting death threats yet
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stopcallinmyphone retweeted
follow me ifb@fr3dated
Oct 18
just made a kms joke without realizing the people are 30+
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being the first one to hate on a person from the friend group and everyone agreeing
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tweeting random bs for an hour straight just to get notifications every other minute
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realizing i can selfsuck
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realizing i could put peanut butter on my feet and my dogs would lick it off
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