That sounds like a machine's job

Princeton
Be honest: what was your first code editor?
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The average Mars colonization criticism is always something like “you want to make Mars habitable, but have failed to consider that Mars is not habitable.”
Replying to @Robotbeat
"You want to colonize Mars, but you don't know that there are perchlorates, you don't know it's cold and that the air is not breathable! Checkmate!" - average Mars colonization critic
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Today, Pioneer Labs is announcing our first step towards terraforming Mars. 🚀🌼 With equipment that fits in just a single rocket launch, we can convert Martian dirt, water, and air into enough building materials to construct a small city on Mars. To do it, we made the first microbe for Mars. We found the best microbe on Earth and used evolution to teach it how to source all of its nutrients directly from Martian materials. The first astronauts will be greeted with safe shelter already filled with water, oxygen, and rocket fuel for the return journey. This is the first step toward using biology to make Mars a friendly place for life. It lets us live off the land and helps us build the next great frontier. It's the first of five organisms we need to green Mars ⬇️
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Breaking: @Pioneer__Labs has engineered a microbe able to live on Mars, consuming solely nutrients found on the planet to create building materials. I interviewed @erika_alden_d, the CEO, to learn how they did it and what might come next. Much of the interview was about bottlenecks to growing life on Mars; the planet has tons of water, but only in the form of ice. (If you melted all that ice, it would create an ocean 100 feet deep across the entire planet!) Similarly, we talked about the dirt. Martian regolith has salts, heavy metals, and perchlorates that are toxic to many organisms. Some microbes on Earth are able to break down these toxins, though, so Pioneer is engineering them to make them better at eating those toxins while adding nutrients back into the soil. This could possibly help support plant life in the future. Watch the full episode and subscribe to @AsimovPress for more. 0:00 A first microbe engineered for Mars 5:03 Simulating Martian chemistry 8:27 The five "pioneer species" 17:20 Water, warming, and nitrogen 26:39 Radiation, growth rates, and poor measurements 35:49 Starship 41:05 Why create a second biosphere?
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I love folding my waffles and eating them with my hands like a Belgian butter taco
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Thank you, @sendcutsend ! Was struggling to find OEM parts (and they were crap anyways), broke out a ruler and sent out an order. Parts came quickly, dishwasher is strapped down, wife is impressed.
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I'm a heritage Texian, actually
"Heritage Texans" You mean Mexicans?
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Found out the funny way that hemp is added to many bird seed mixes when a mouse stashed his winter food in my bag of potting mix
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Ironically, the female flower of this species
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When - not if - we map out and simulate a human's brain similarly, would playing Bad Apple on it be a sin?
Bad Apple but it's playing on a fly's brain
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TTTA retweeted
Bad Apple but it's playing on a fly's brain
For the first time, scientists have mapped the complete brain and central nervous system of an adult male fruit fly — a key model organism in science. 🪰 Working alongside HHMI Janelia Research Campus and the scientific community, @GoogleResearch scientists and researchers used AI to combine millions of 2D images into 3D neural shapes, reconstructing a record-breaking 166,000+ neurons. This foundational map of the adult male fruit fly brain can help accelerate our understanding of the brain, and is a major milestone in neuroscience.
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Another one today. Job location is so far away that I might lose money on transportation alone, and pay is ~half the median pay for my job title, not to mention wildly outside of my career. I told them to ask for a refund on their automated outreach system.
Replying to @retiremeplease
I recently had a recruiter reach out for a position that 1) paid less than what I already make 2) would qualify me for reduced income housing in my area 3) as listed, requesting "expert experience" in 3 areas, command a salary ~5x what they were offering
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Nothing captures the fantasy aspect of plant science like the Firefly Petunia from Light Bio. Thanks @k_sarkisyan for providing me glowy plants to timelapse! Music 🔊Lazy Vibes- Spirited Away Theme
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God above has seen fit to bless us with space-boudin. Hallelujah!
No, no, it’s alright. I just didn’t think the future would be Cajun
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Kid's not even born yet and I'm already getting in trouble for waking them up
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There’s no one on Earth (or in space!) as tough and competent as the guy who coined the phrase — happy birthday, Gene Kranz!!! We re-released our podcast episode with him last week, and it’s still one of my favorite interviews ever. What a legend. nasa.gov/podcasts/houston-we…
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I've been playing around with proper 3D models in After Effects for some upcoming videos and I'm really happy with the results. Here's a little preview of the angle of attack Super Heavy V3 has relative to the airflow and why they only have 3 grid fins in that orientation.
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Used wife as rubber ducky. Immediately found OOM error in throttling logic.
I have successfully written guidance software that neither GPT5.6 nor I can debug.
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I have successfully written guidance software that neither GPT5.6 nor I can debug.
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Prepping for teaching a class on rocketry and astrodynamics, started diving deeper into some guidance stuff, came across a fun little formula for γ˙​. I was struggling to explain it to my rubber ducky well, so one afternoon and some tokens later, I have a dynamic demo
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