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I'm going to take a nap zzzzZzzz
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it's not easy, fame will REALLY fuck with your head
being a youtuber is like the easiest job ever how do they all go insane
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i need you to remember that humans are biologically engineered to only be able to acknowledge a limited amount of people (~150) when you have legit thousands of people as fans aswell as probably thousands of haters with no sense of privacy it's genuinely overwhelming
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you get a lot of money but you lose your sense of humanity in the process
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You forgot the giga
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this number isn't even a michigan area code idk why im getting these
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I honestly don’t understand how Ads are supposed to work on me. There’s no way you think interrupting my video that I was watching will make me like your product
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what if the gulf states were called the golf states and instead of having lots of oil they had lots of golf courses
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Aww look at the language section awwwwww
reading the wikipedia description for humans and getting overwhelmed with emotion
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We really are the only species to have language like damn that's so awesome
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paws at you can i have a cigarette
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reading the wikipedia description for humans and getting overwhelmed with emotion
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Learning arabic
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If yout bulge isn't gigantic or you're a grower they kill you on Twitter
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The average conversion with someone raised by the Silent Generation is like “I don’t remember my dad ever once saying ‘I love you.’ Anyway my child can’t afford a home and I’m spending 700k to get Portuguese citizenship.”
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i mean i'm neurodivergent too and there's some things i'd rather just be ignorant about and be happier obviously it depends on what the topic is and there's some things you SHOULD be informed about but like knowing the truth about everything would suck
Oh my god this. Like, you guys are fine misunderstanding something? You're okay with that isn't actually true? People are okay living with a lie?
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because if you could do anything to stop it then you'd've done it by now. so while you're stuck thinking about this sad thing that you cannot do anything about, others are enjoying their life without a care in the world and plan to make it better for themselves
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don't keep pouring your energy into it and use the finite time you have more wisely
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